RiverClan’s Gossip Column

[Star]

I like water

- Faithkit

[Fate]

Pssst, you guys know that Warrior who is like named after a flower or something. grey and suffix is wren….? i think she’s been like. uhm. uhhhh mango.

- a certain missing Mistle :3

[phoenix]

uhm, the whole clan is crying that stormstar is dead! I dunno what that means, but it doesn't sound all that good. anyway, not my problem! doesn't that just mean I have a chance at becoming deputy? which, obviously means I'd become the leader ...riverclan, you better watch out! doestar is coming soon!!

- doekit

[Minku]

We're not going to the gathering either?? Man, I bet the other clans are having so much fun without us. Also, was there was an outsider in Seagrass fields? What was that all about?? On another note, why is there so much cats here all of a sudden??? I'm surprised Owltalon isn't here by now

— random cat

[Rose]

[ PSA: Going to gently nudge you guys that there may be a misconception in how this is supposed to be used. Your posts are lovely, nobody has to take anything down or edit, but I would personally lean towards ... rumors and whispers sweeping the Clan. We don't want roleplay posts / direct speech addressing other characters in here as if conducting a conversation - that's what the roleplay forums are for!

Remember, this is a rumor mill for things you want cats in the Clan to be aware of and talk about (you're basically giving them conversation starters [or convo-continue-ers] for those lulls we all find awkward!), not a discussion board. If something is posted in here as "gossip", it wouldn't be considered powerplay or metagaming for your RiverClanner to have heard of it!

I am LOVING the traction this is gaining though, kicking my feet in happiness. You are all wonderful, these posts are amazing to read. ]

ps. hi there! i think you're cool

[Fish]

Thunderclan talked so aggressively to Stormstar last gathering, to an extreme degree even with the desire spoken of rightful land being brought back to us. Is someone not liking the idea of a truce...? Now with Storm gone I wouldn't be so surprise if fighting is on the horizon! Maybe it would be a good thing in a odd sense. Make someone else seem like the bad guy!~

-Someone spreading rumors for the fun of it

[Seamrog]

I think Duskleaf’s not telling us something. Ever noticed how he always speaks to the same ThunderClan she-cat, every single gathering, and no one else? He even sleeps in a tree like one of those squirrels! Where’d you think he learned that? Not to mention his father was found dead by the ThunderClan border. I think he’s either got kin o'er there, or he’s got a secret forbidden romance going on. It’s got to be one of the two, because he seems so intent on keeping it a secret. I’ll get to the bottom of this…I know it…

— An anonymous tipoff

[Rose]

Legend has it that Mudhaze is finally looking for love. (This definitely isn't the fabricated tale of a very nosy, meddling lovely, helpful mother, don't worry). After moons and moons of convincing (and lots of concern that her son was possibly insane for not having a mate yet), it's tiiime! This is entirely the truth, there are no lies here. He has no choice in the matter, anyway. Time to set up some (very awkward) blind dates. One still needs to figure out their friend's preferences though, so the love pool can be narrowed down. This match will happen, just you wait!

— ...Whaaat, who said that?

[Rose]

Oh, goodness! Have you heard? A couple of warriors (or were there apprentices, too?) spotted the sky exploding last night. Everything else has been eerily silent in RiverClan. Mourning seems to mean there’s nothing to talk about (or perhaps, Almondchatter had just been growing more untalkative and unobservant lately. Why?).

— Almondchatter + ?

[c1nder]

rumor has it that amberdusk is half clan! why is the head lionheart's older sibling half clan? who knows!

is amberdusk even brokenstream's sibling? the two look completely different! this warrants an investigation! how are the two related, if at all?

- anonymous