Google Translate Fun 2.0

[Shade.]

Okay, some of you may know, but google translate is not perfect. It often muddles the meaning of things, especially after a few translations back and forth. And one of my favorite games is taking text, and running it through about 20 different languages in Google Translate to see the final result. The more languages you go through, the weirder it gets. It's easier on PC, where you can just swap languages. On mobile, you have to copy and paste the text a lot.

Anyway, I've made a thread like this once before: Let's all translate a roleplay post from the past and see what happens to it after 20-30 translations into different languages.

I'll start

Original, non-translated post:
Roseraven looked away as Albatrossflare encouraged her to express her opinion. She couldn't help but be scared, knowing how her childhood had been.
"I remember what it was like, expressing an opinion beck during the period of uncertainty. Everyone would gang up on you, unless you were popular. You could get beat up and nobody would care." There was bitterness in her voice. She remembered what it was like, revealing Dogbark had appointed her as medicine cat apprentice. Immediate backlash from Shiningskies.

Roseraven looked away, and took a deep breath, trying to stop herself from crying. She'd done it before, bottled it up, pushed it aside so many times. Why was it hard?

After way too many translations:
Rosa Raven saw the fire of the albatross. And tell him how much pain he felt when he was young.
I think this is a suspicious sign. If you are not popular, everyone will fly to you. He can't do anything but shoot. Remembering what happened next, she explains that Dugback hired her as a cat doctor.

Rose Raven looked up and sighed. Delicious at first, several times in a bowl. why is it difficult?


everyone's favorite TC deputy: Dugback @Willowfern

[Willowfern]

Lmao @Shade. ily

[Shade.]

Originally Posted by Willowfern

Lmao @Shade. ily

Tfw Dugback hires you as cat doctor.

[Willowfern]

Originally Posted by Shade.

Tfw Dugback hires you as cat doctor.

Tfw when Dugback and Rosa Raven

[vellichor]

Original:

The distant call of the mourning dove snapped him out of his thoughts and made Beansprout walk forward again. He found himself walking toward Wormbite with a warm smile, despite the fact that the other tom couldn't see. A small, involuntary, rumbling purr escaped him as he approached. "Good morning Wormbite," he greeted, barely resisting the urge to headbutt the other cat's shoulder affectionately. After all, what if that was too much? He and Wormbite were just friends, after all. "I was heading out to go birdwatching -- I actually heard a mourning dove coming from Sleepy Thicket, isn't that exciting? But, sorry, anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me?" Beansprout tilted his head to the side as the words tumbled out of his mouth. Smooth, Bean. Real smooth.

Translated to hell and back:

The mournful cry of the pigeons pulled him out of his thoughts and brought the pig back. The other Tom didn't know, but he saw himself approaching the Wormmait with a warm smile. As he approached, the slow cooker slipped from his grasp. "Hi, worm," he greeted. After all, he and Varmit were just friends. "I'm going bird watching - I actually heard pigeon whining coming from the Sleepy Sicket. Isn't that wonderful?" I was wondering if you would like to come with me.

[elaif]

This whole thing is absolutely hilarious

 

May the stars have mercy...
Just what the clan needed, another lunatic deciding to cause more trouble in the damn clans. Giving an exhausted half lidded look towards the Wind'clan warriors and then his fellow clan, he decided he had had enough of the situation. Haven'gaze rose to his paws and took to the side lines.
" Just one peaceful meeting.... Is that to much to ask for? " he muttered wistfully under his breath.

 

May the stars have mercy.
This is exactly what the clan needs, and there are more problems in the determined tribe. I'm tired of seeing fighters from the Feng family and seeing enough people from a tribe. He grabbed Hyun by the finger and went to the edge of the interrogation room.
"You can't make a mistake on a first date."

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Originally Posted by Leafí

This whole thing is absolutely hilarious

 

May the stars have mercy...
Just what the clan needed, another lunatic deciding to cause more trouble in the damn clans. Giving an exhausted half lidded look towards the Wind'clan warriors and then his fellow clan, he decided he had had enough of the situation. Haven'gaze rose to his paws and took to the side lines.
" Just one peaceful meeting.... Is that to much to ask for? " he muttered wistfully under his breath.

 

May the stars have mercy.
This is exactly what the clan needs, and there are more problems in the determined tribe. I'm tired of seeing fighters from the Feng family and seeing enough people from a tribe. He grabbed Hyun by the finger and went to the edge of the interrogation room.
"You can't make a mistake on a first date."

So the clan is the tribe, everyone is Chinese and first dates need to be perfect.

[dino.]

Original

Her rival's voice washed over her and she grunted in response. Her plan flickered briefly through her mind's eye—a cornered dog was dangerous, sure, but if she and Violetfreckle could get it backed up against the cliff wall then they could also get close enough to sink their claws into its throat.

As soon as she came within arm's reach of the cliffs Bumblebreak whirled around and darted underneath its paws. Her flank knocked against its legs, sending it crashing to the snow behind her, and she spun round once more, snarling. "Get on it, don't let it get back up!"

penetrable neck

The dog in the corner is definitely dangerous, but when she and Violetfreckle push the dog off the cliff, it's better to stab the dog in the leg. penetrable neck

As soon as he touched the rock with his hand, Bumblebreak sat down and sat down. I flew far, and the snow fell behind me. - Come on, don't wake me up!

[Shade.]

Originally Posted by dino.

Original


penetrable neck

Wake me up inside!

Also bumble has a knife apparently

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