Single Pringle Army

**AbsurdJinx** · #1 August 15th, 2017, 10:22 PM

/ Last Updated \ 8.20.17
{also known as the Single Pringle, Not Quite Ready To Mingle Army}
@Lonestar23 and I are currently at war with @Sage. Sage rules the ObsidianWhisker Army, whereas Lone & I lead the Single Pringle Army. See, Lone Ranger roleplays Obsidiansky and Sage roleplays Sagewhisker. They are a ship that goes by ObsidianWhisker, and so the ObsidianWhisker Army is a group of those who ship them together. Obsidiansky also has two other love interests, and he doesn't know who to choose in the end. So Lone Ranger claims Obsidiansky will be a Single Pringle Whose Not Quite Ready To Mingle, and because I roleplay one of Obsidiansky's other love interests, I'm required to not ship the ObsidianWhisker ship - it's part of the shipping guidelines. And my character isn't quite ready to mingle either, so Lone Ranger and I created this Single Pringle Army to battle the ObsidianWhisker Army!

Post ``I'm In!`` below if you wish to join! And mention me so you're request doesn't get buried in all the other posts!

/ Current Members \
Commanders;; @AbsurdJinx
@Hopekit
@Doctor Andreas Marino
@Flameleaf
@Royal
@bluejay
@Aleka
@Bad Wolf
@Nighty
@Darky
@Arié
@Chameleon
@woly
@Empress Of Evil
@Foxfur
@Summer Haze
@Mousy
@corgi
@Captain Toad
@Aura
@LelliNicole.zob
@Hawkstar
@Role
@DragonChaos
@E C H O
// Total \\ 25

/ Enemies \
{the enemy}
Commander;; @Sage
Co-Commander;; @starfall @Lonestar23
@Duststorm
@RedHead
@Lilly
@corgi
@mompaws
@Constellation
@Random Melchester
@Clover
@tawny~
@Beau
@Lawlipop
@Ivy
@Boba Fett
@Duskflight
@Starstar
@CandyFlossCat
@Integrity
// Total \\ 20

/ Current Mission \
8.15.2017. Infiltrate the enemy's base. A.k.a. conquer Sage's profile. A.k.a. post a lot on Sage's profile until Sagie-Wagie gets annoyed and admits defeat.
8.18.2017. Expand attacks onto the rest of the ObsidianWhisker Army.
8.19.2017. Defend Obsidiansky.
8.20.2017. No further need to attack. Cease all attacks.

/ Reports \
8.18.2017. We have been infiltrated by an enemy Sagian who goes by starfall.
8.19.2017. We have been betrayed by Boba Fett, and they are now considered part of the ObsidianWhisker Army.
8.19.2017. The Single Pringle Army refuses to surrender.
8.20.2017. The ObsidianWhisker Army has surrendered. Unfortunately, this came at the loss of one of our own members, Lonestar23. In exchange for peace, Lone chose to offer themselves to Sage.

/ As of 8.20.2017 \

The War Has Come To An End.

The members of the Single Pringle Army will be retired until we must rise again to defend Single Pringles everywhere. I thank you for your service. Until next time, soldiers.