Joke Board

**Derpple and Ashie** · #1 November 20th, 2016, 03:05 PM

Heyo everybody, this here is just a fun place to put up clean jokes for everyone's enjoyment. Nothing that'd violate the site rules, but feel free to put up jokes you've heard, learned, or made up yourself! I'll start!

You have Momma Corn and Baby Corn, what do they call the father?
-Pop Corn

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
-Frostbite

Two peanuts walk down the street,
-one was a-salted

How come Simba never wins poker?
-Everyone knows he's 'lion'

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An IMPASTA!

Come on everyone, I'd love to hear more jokes, you know I do love them!

**Maplefur** · #2 November 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM

What does a rabbit use to style it's fur?
-HAREspray

I know it's so bad xD

**Fel** · #3 November 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM

do you study carbon, uranium, and tellurium? c;c;

'cause you're CUTe

chemistry jokes!

**aleka!** · #4 November 20th, 2016, 03:10 PM

Why did the tomato lose the race to the carrot?
-Because it couldn't ketchup!
(I know this is terrible XD)

**Derpple and Ashie** · #5 November 20th, 2016, 03:22 PM

These are all great, keep 'em coming guys!

I'd keep you a chemistry joke...
-But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

**aleka!** · #6 November 20th, 2016, 03:28 PM

I can't even right now~

What kind of bagel can fly?
-A plain bagel

**SIlverheart_the_Warrior** · #7 November 20th, 2016, 03:39 PM

Yttrium,Uranium,Nobelium,Lithium,Potassium,Protact inium,Sulfur,Tantalum?

Y U No Li K Pa S Ta?

(From Ask Frisk and Co.)

**aleka!** · #8 November 20th, 2016, 03:48 PM

Oh jeez

**savage scar** · #9 November 21st, 2016, 05:39 AM

My life i mean I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

**Derpple and Ashie** · #10 November 21st, 2016, 03:24 PM

What do you call a pile of kittens?
-A meowtin

What do you call a three legged cow?
-Lean beef