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[c1nder]

Amberdusk: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Brokenstream: I think you mean cards.

Amberdusk, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

---

Amberdusk: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Brokenstream:

Brokenstream: Amberdusk, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Amberdusk: * Sips coffee from bowl*

---

Amberdusk: You're giving me a sticker?

Brokenstream: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Amberdusk: I'm not a preschooler.

Brokenstream: Fine, I'll take it back

Amberdusk: I earned this, back off!

---

Brokenstream: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Amberdusk: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Brokenstream:

Amberdusk: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

---

Amberdusk: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Brokenstream: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.

[twizzypaw]

Originally Posted by Lil'Ember

Hehe I made some myself >:3


Silentpaw: This is such a bad idea.
Firepaw: Then why are you coming along?
Silentpaw: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Silentpaw: Okay, truth or dare?
Firepaw: Truth
Silentpaw: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firepaw:
Firepaw: ...Dare
Silentpaw: Go to bed.
Firepaw: I don't like this game.

Silentpaw: So what do you do?
Shadepaw: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Silentpaw: Wow, impressive.
Shadepaw: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Firepaw: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Silentpaw: You're a hazard to society
Shadepaw: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Firepaw: Silentpaw, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Silentpaw: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Firepaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Shadepaw.

Silentpaw, about Firepaw: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Shadepaw: Are we stealing them?
Cloverpool: New or used?
Silentpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Silentpaw: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Firepaw: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Shadepaw: A realist sees a freight train.
Cloverpool: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

@Starphobia @Snowflake @twizzypaw

I'M CRYING why are these all so good?!?!? xD THE LAST ONE WOULD BE SUCH A CUTE PIC TO DRAW *frantically grabs tablet*

[Myling]

Willowpaw: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Hoshi: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.


*Willowpaw and Hoshi skipping stones on lake*
Willowpaw: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Hoshi, whispering: Take that you dang lake


Willowpaw: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Hoshi: Killed without hesitation.
Willowpaw: No.


Willowpaw: I made tea.
Hoshi: I don’t want tea.
Willowpaw: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Hoshi: Then why are you telling me?
Willowpaw: It is a conversation starter.
Hoshi: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Willowpaw: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.


Willowpaw, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Hoshi.
Hoshi: How did you do that without turning around?
Willowpaw: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.


Willowpaw: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Hoshi: Stop romanticizing the past.



Willowpaw: I prevented a murder today.
Hoshi: Really? How’d you do that?
Willowpaw: self control.
(what.. willow why-)


Willowpaw: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Hoshi, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Willowpaw:
Willowpaw: fsh


Willowpaw, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Hoshi: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Willowpaw, with the tone of someone who is used to Hoshi: Outstanding.
Willowpaw: This is what I’m talking about people.



Willowpaw: It’s dark in here
Hoshi: Don’t worry dude I got this
Hoshi: *Stomps their feet*
Hoshi: *Skechers light up*



Willowpaw: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Hoshi, drinking toast: Why do you say that?



Willowpaw: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Willowpaw (clone): You? Magic? Willowpaw, it says talent show.


Willowpaw, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Spiderman: But – that’s just a trash can.
Willowpaw: It sure is!
(sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh)

[snowflake.]

Originally Posted by Lil'Ember

Hehe I made some myself >:3


Silentpaw: This is such a bad idea.
Firepaw: Then why are you coming along?
Silentpaw: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Silentpaw: Okay, truth or dare?
Firepaw: Truth
Silentpaw: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firepaw:
Firepaw: ...Dare
Silentpaw: Go to bed.
Firepaw: I don't like this game.

Silentpaw: So what do you do?
Shadepaw: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Silentpaw: Wow, impressive.
Shadepaw: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Firepaw: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Silentpaw: You're a hazard to society
Shadepaw: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Firepaw: Silentpaw, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Silentpaw: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Firepaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Shadepaw.

Silentpaw, about Firepaw: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Shadepaw: Are we stealing them?
Cloverpool: New or used?
Silentpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Silentpaw: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Firepaw: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Shadepaw: A realist sees a freight train.
Cloverpool: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

@Starphobia @Snowflake @twizzypaw

Those last two- no THREE- are just perfect XD

[Bonsai]

Brightshadow: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Duck: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Brightshadow:
Duck: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Duck: You're giving me a sticker?
Brightshadow: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Duck: I'm not a preschooler.
Brightshadow: Fine, I'll take it back
Duck: I earned this, back off!
@Hushfalls

Slugpaw: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can't 'legally' be a lawyer if your license is 'cut out of a cereal box'.

Dogchase: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
(This one made me chuckle XDD)

Slugpaw: *Screams*
Salamanderpaw: * Screams louder to assert dominance*
Rainpaw: Should we do something?!
Shellpaw, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
(They just had one interaction but I thought this was silly XDD)

[Concorde]

Duskleaf: Snakefang and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Nightpaw: * Sighing * What did Snakefang do?
Duskleaf: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Snakefang: Who wants a steering wheel?

Duskleaf, negotiating with Snakefang
Snakefang: We have Nightpaw. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Nightpaw: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Duskleaf:
Nightpaw: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Duskleaf: Nightpaw STOP

Duskleaf: If Snakefang and I were drowning, who would you save?
Nightpaw: You two can't swim?
Snakefang: It's a hypothetical question, Nightpaw! who would you save?
Nightpaw: my time and effort. (This is DEFINITELY something he’d say XD)

Duskleaf: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Snakefang: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you.
Nightpaw: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Duskleaf: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Snakefang: They do.
Nightpaw: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Duskleaf: Sunburst, we're hungry!
Nightpaw: Sunburst! What's for dinner?
Snakefang: We're hungry, Sunburst!
Sunburst, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *

Duskleaf: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Snakefang: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Sunburst: I personally was created in a lab.
Nightpaw: I just straight up spawned lol.

Duskleaf: You're smiling. What happened?
Sunburst: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Nightpaw: Snakefang tripped and fell down the stairs today.

This is too funny, I love it XD

[Hushfalls]

Hemlockleaf: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Blueberrybird: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Hemlockleaf: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Magpiepaw, recording: This is so cute.

Hemlockleaf: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Magpiepaw: If?
Blueberrybird: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Magpiepaw: You bought a taco?
Hemlockleaf: Yes.
Magpiepaw: From the same truck that hit Blueberrybird?!
Hemlockleaf, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

@Luna16

Box: Change is inedible.
Snow: Don't you mean inevitable?
Box, spitting out coins: No, I did not.


The squad is trying to con some random guy
Brightshadow: Um, Dustlark, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Dustlark: We need money!
Brightshadow: You're scamming him?
Dustlark: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Brightshadow: What?!No way!
Dustlark: Why not? We already stole Dogchase!
Dogchase: Hey guys
Brightshadow: No, we didn't. Dogchase can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Dogchase: I wanna steal

Brightshadow: WHY. why did you give Dogchase a KNIFE?!
Dustlark: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.
Brightshadow: Now I feel unsafe!
Dustlark: I'm sorry.
Dustlark: ...would you like a knife?

Brightshadow: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dustlark: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Dogchase: In that case, we're definitely lost.

@Bonsai they haven't really interacted yet, but I'm pretty sure that is how it would go.

[ollie]

Shorekit: Damn, Leopardpurr, are you secretly cool?
Leopardpurr: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Shorekit: I do not.

Leopardpurr: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Shorekit: Oh, I'm always running
Shorekit: The question is from what

Leopardpurr: God, give me patience.
Shorekit: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Leopardpurr: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.