Hemlockleaf: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Blueberrybird: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Hemlockleaf: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Magpiepaw, recording: This is so cute.
Hemlockleaf: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Magpiepaw: If?
Blueberrybird: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Magpiepaw: You bought a taco?
Hemlockleaf: Yes.
Magpiepaw: From the same truck that hit Blueberrybird?!
Hemlockleaf, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Luna16
Box: Change is inedible.
Snow: Don't you mean inevitable?
Box, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Brightshadow: Um, Dustlark, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Dustlark: We need money!
Brightshadow: You're scamming him?
Dustlark: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Brightshadow: What?!No way!
Dustlark: Why not? We already stole Dogchase!
Dogchase: Hey guys
Brightshadow: No, we didn't. Dogchase can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Dogchase: I wanna steal
Brightshadow: WHY. why did you give Dogchase a KNIFE?!
Dustlark: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.
Brightshadow: Now I feel unsafe!
Dustlark: I'm sorry.
Dustlark: ...would you like a knife?
Brightshadow: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dustlark: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Dogchase: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Bonsai they haven't really interacted yet, but I'm pretty sure that is how it would go.