Incorrect quotes

[korok]

Originally Posted by Idiotic.Bean101

I love this

It's just so fitting xD these too

Scorpionsight: Watcha got there..?
Raggedear: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Raggedear: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Scorpionsight: Neither.
Scorpionsight: Because it's twelve.

[Idiotic.Bean101]

Originally Posted by TanghuluCat

It's just so fitting xD these too

Scorpionsight: Watcha got there..?
Raggedear: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Raggedear: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Scorpionsight: Neither.
Scorpionsight: Because it's twelve.

I love incorrect qoutes and this is fitting them so well! <3

[Lil'Ember]

Originally Posted by snowflake.

Clovepool: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Shadepaw: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you.
Silentpaw: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

why does this make perfect sense for them? /hj
@twizzypaw @Starphobia


editing this to put more:

Shadepaw: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Silentpaw: I think you mean cards.
Shadepaw, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Shadepaw: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Silentpaw: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

@Lil'Ember

Firepaw: You bought a taco?
Silentpaw: Yes.
Firepaw: From the same truck that hit Shadepaw?!
Silentpaw, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Firepaw: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Silentpaw: If?
Shadepaw: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

AAAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! It fits everyone so well, thanks for including Fire :3
Now it is cannon, Firepaws funeral with be the biggest party ever and y'all are invited

[Rowan]

Originally Posted by Blossom Cry

Willowpaw: You're giving me a sticker?
Orangeflower: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Willowpaw: I'm not a preschooler.
Orangeflower: Fine, I'll take it back
Willowpaw: I earned this, back off!

Willowpaw: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Orangeflower: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Willowpaw: Yeah, they're all birds.

Orangeflower: Watcha got there..?
Willowpaw: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Willowpaw: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Orangeflower:
Orangeflower: Willowpaw, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willowpaw: * Sips coffee from bowl*

Willowpaw: Change is inedible.
Orangeflower : Don't you mean inevitable?
Willowpaw, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Lmao this made my day

[Rowan]

This just…
SpiderPaw: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
MagpiePaw: Spiders?
SpiderPaw: Spiders it is then.
MagpiePaw: No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*


SpiderPaw: So what's for dinner?
MagpiePaw, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

@Marigoldwhisper

[snowflake.]

Originally Posted by Lil'Ember

AAAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! It fits everyone so well, thanks for including Fire :3
Now it is cannon, Firepaws funeral with be the biggest party ever and y'all are invited

YES

[Streamtail]

Huckle: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Lotuspaw: Oh, I'm always running.
Lotuspaw: The question is from what-

Lotuspaw: Huckle...
Huckle: Oh no, 'Huckle' in B flat.
Huckle: You're disappointed.

Lotuspaw: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
Huckle: Anything, honestly, but quiet types especially.
Lotuspaw, desperately, as Huckle bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Huckle: Oh! B positive.
Lotuspaw: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Huckle: ...

Huckle: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Lotuspaw:
Lotuspaw: Huckle, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Huckle: * Sips coffee from bowl*

[Lil'Ember]

Hehe I made some myself >:3


Silentpaw: This is such a bad idea.
Firepaw: Then why are you coming along?
Silentpaw: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Silentpaw: Okay, truth or dare?
Firepaw: Truth
Silentpaw: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firepaw:
Firepaw: ...Dare
Silentpaw: Go to bed.
Firepaw: I don't like this game.

Silentpaw: So what do you do?
Shadepaw: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Silentpaw: Wow, impressive.
Shadepaw: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Firepaw: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Silentpaw: You're a hazard to society
Shadepaw: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Firepaw: Silentpaw, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Silentpaw: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Firepaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Shadepaw.

Silentpaw, about Firepaw: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Shadepaw: Are we stealing them?
Cloverpool: New or used?
Silentpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Silentpaw: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Firepaw: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Shadepaw: A realist sees a freight train.
Cloverpool: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

@Starphobia @Snowflake @twizzypaw

[Starphobia]

Originally Posted by Lil'Ember

Hehe I made some myself >:3


Silentpaw: This is such a bad idea.
Firepaw: Then why are you coming along?
Silentpaw: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Silentpaw: Okay, truth or dare?
Firepaw: Truth
Silentpaw: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firepaw:
Firepaw: ...Dare
Silentpaw: Go to bed.
Firepaw: I don't like this game.

Silentpaw: So what do you do?
Shadepaw: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Silentpaw: Wow, impressive.
Shadepaw: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Firepaw: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Silentpaw: You're a hazard to society
Shadepaw: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Firepaw: Silentpaw, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Silentpaw: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Firepaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Shadepaw.

Silentpaw, about Firepaw: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Shadepaw: Are we stealing them?
Cloverpool: New or used?
Silentpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Silentpaw: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Firepaw: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Shadepaw: A realist sees a freight train.
Cloverpool: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

@Starphobia @Snowflake @twizzypaw

IM IN LOVE WITH THESE

AND THE 5TH ONE HELP IM CRYING

[Whitestarliner]

Duskleaf: I think my guardian angel drinks.

[IF YOU’VE EVER SEEN HIS LUCK THIS ONE’S SO ACCURATE XD]

Duskleaf: WHY. why did you give Nightpaw a KNIFE?!
Snakefang: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.
Duskleaf: Now I feel unsafe!
Snakefang: I'm sorry.
Snakefang: ...would you like a knife?

Duskleaf: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Snakefang: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Nightpaw: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Duskleaf: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Snakefang: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Sunburst: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nightpaw: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

*Duskleaf's helping Snakefang out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Sunburst: How does Snakefang look?
Nightpaw: A little better than you, actually. (Nightpaw would 100% say this XD)