ThunderClan Clearing

[SunsetWhisker]

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Sunsetslash took a nap
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[Hestia!]

mousekit is sitting in sea's usual area, drawing various shapes with seemingly no meaning in the soft dirt

(open to anyone)

[gs29513]

Did those two NEVER get tired of their inane arguments? Sparkkit and Shockkit were at it again, although this time Sparkkit was the instigator. At least both of them had managed the stalking correctly? Neither of them had managed an actual leap(though Sparkkit had gotten good distance lunging at his sister), and Deerkit seemed equally unable to complete the task. Fawnkit did well though, so it wasn't so much her teaching style(although Tansyjaw had never once questioned her own capabilities, so this hadn't been in consideration) as the kits willful stupidity that prevented their success. And willful stupidity was NOT a valid excuse in her books.

Leveling the offenders with a glare of supreme disapproval, Tansyjaw mewed I don't know why you're all standing in front of me when only one of you has completed the task. Until ALL of you have managed something at least resembling a crouch, stalk and pounce, NO ONE is going anywhere. It was perhaps a bit unjust to punish Fawnkit for the buffoonery of her clanmates, but Tansyjaw had been dealing with the entire clan full of fools her entire life. It wasn't fair. She got used to it. Or, occasionally, got even. When they didn't immediately all begin hunting about, she added a bit conspirationally Or, of course, those who fail can help me clean out the elders den. That's all you'll be doing as apprentice if you can't hunt, after all. That should get them moving. @Sleek @Barnaby (Sorry for the lateness!)

[Moxie Foxy]

Shypaw Stalked restlessly, itching to get oout of camp... She eye'd the entrance and then looked about heer self... but it seemed she wouldn't be getting outside just yet @TheShoomy @Sleek

(this alright?)

[SSakii]

FrogPaw is in pain lol (closed,)

[shoomy]

Originally Posted by Demini

Shypaw Stalked restlessly, itching to get out of camp... She eyed the entrance and then looked about her self... but it seemed she wouldn't be getting outside just yet @TheShoomy @Sleek

(this alright?)

Willowwisp
Thunderclan
Agatha kitty: Inactive

Willowwisp was at the entrance tunnel, guarding the camp as is it was a normal night while most of the cats were at the big, important sand-place or something. She turned to stare creepily at the camp even though it was incredibly boring. That's strange. she thought as she saw a particular apprentice peering at the entrance. She decided it was time to have some fun in the boredom pit of boredom. "Hello, Apprentice. I see your looking at the entrance as if you want to leave for some unknown reason. Who are you?" She said after stalking up to the apprentice.

[Sleek]

Originally Posted by TheShoomy

Willowwisp
Thunderclan
Agatha kitty: Inactive

Willowwisp was at the entrance tunnel, guarding the camp as is it was a normal night while most of the cats were at the big, important sand-place or something. She turned to stare creepily at the camp even though it was incredibly boring. That's strange. she thought as she saw a particular apprentice peering at the entrance. She decided it was time to have some fun in the boredom pit of boredom. "Hello, Apprentice. I see your looking at the entrance as if you want to leave for some unknown reason. Who are you?" She said after stalking up to the apprentice.

"Psst! Sparkkit! Wake up!" Shockkit whispered, shaking him. She did not intend to wake anyone else up. She was not in the mood to get in trouble. Again. She shook him again.

Sparkkit was having an amazing dream of hunting an relaxing when he was roughly awoken. "I'm up, I'm up," he grumbled, blinking sleepily. He yawned hugely. He rose to his paws. "What do you want?"

Shockkit pointed with her tail to the entrance of the nursery. "I heard some cats talking outside," she whispered.

"Big deal, some cats talking. Now can I go back to sleep?" he lay down again, hoping Shockkit would leave him alone for once. Sadly, she didn't.

"Come on!" When he finally stood up, cursing, she raced to the entrance, peeking outside. There was an apprentice and a warrior. She didn't recognize either of the two.

Sparkkit tumbled outside, not knowing they were supposed to spy. So he easily caught the attention of both conversing cats.

"Sparkkit, what are you doing?" she asked, racing outside after him.

@Demini

[Moxie Foxy]

Originally Posted by TheShoomy

Willowwisp
Thunderclan
Agatha kitty: Inactive

Willowwisp was at the entrance tunnel, guarding the camp as is it was a normal night while most of the cats were at the big, important sand-place or something. She turned to stare creepily at the camp even though it was incredibly boring. That's strange. she thought as she saw a particular apprentice peering at the entrance. She decided it was time to have some fun in the boredom pit of boredom. "Hello, Apprentice. I see your looking at the entrance as if you want to leave for some unknown reason. Who are you?" She said after stalking up to the apprentice.

Originally Posted by Sleek

"Psst! Sparkkit! Wake up!" Shockkit whispered, shaking him. She did not intend to wake anyone else up. She was not in the mood to get in trouble. Again. She shook him again.

Sparkkit was having an amazing dream of hunting an relaxing when he was roughly awoken. "I'm up, I'm up," he grumbled, blinking sleepily. He yawned hugely. He rose to his paws. "What do you want?"

Shockkit pointed with her tail to the entrance of the nursery. "I heard some cats talking outside," she whispered.

"Big deal, some cats talking. Now can I go back to sleep?" he lay down again, hoping Shockkit would leave him alone for once. Sadly, she didn't.

"Come on!" When he finally stood up, cursing, she raced to the entrance, peeking outside. There was an apprentice and a warrior. She didn't recognize either of the two.

Sparkkit tumbled outside, not knowing they were supposed to spy. So he easily caught the attention of both conversing cats.

"Sparkkit, what are you doing?" she asked, racing outside after him.

@Demini

SHypaw faced the warrior. she flickered back her ears "nothing you need to worry about" she crowed, deciding she'd keep her recent adventures to herself. Willow'wisp didn't need to know about Shypaws recent hobby of stalking introding cats. She noticed a Kit acing up towards them... Shockkit... the one that got scolded earlier for wanting to fight foxes... she thought with a frown

[shoomy]

Originally Posted by Demini

SHypaw faced the warrior. she flickered back her ears "nothing you need to worry about" she crowed, deciding she'd keep her recent adventures to herself. Willow'wisp didn't need to know about Shypaws recent hobby of stalking intrduing cats. She noticed a Kit acing up towards them... Shockkit... the one that got scolded earlier for wanting to fight foxes... she thought with a frown

Willowwisp
Thunderclan
Agatha kitty: Inactive I Mind reader: ACTIVE

She knew this cat was lying. After all, what sort of cat stays up at night with no reason at all? "Listen, apprentice. I know you probably want to be at the gathering right now. But I know that you know that is no excuse for being up this late. I'm guarding the camp, so there is no other reason you should be up right now besides leaving the boring old camp. So what do you want out for? I'd understand leaving for a bit." She was about to sit down when she she scented a cat..."And you... Sparkkit. You should be asleep right now aswell, even more so because your a kit. Did we wake you up? Sorry."

[Rani]

WELL, MR PLUMKITS RPER, NO MUDHOUND DID NOT MEAN WHACK VICIOUSLY! IN FACT, MUDHOUND WOULD LIKE IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY THINK YOU SIR SHOULD BE HERE TAKING THE OBVIOUSLY EVIL IN THE MAKINGS KITS BLOWS!


Ow ow ow! Seriously! Plumkit was one moon old! How did this kid have such sharp needle teeth and disproportionate strength specifically for beating up Mudhound! Either this kid was the clans ultimate fighter in the making or an evil beast out for blood and the tripod had no clue which it'd be. Worst of all! He was so cute right now he'd totally get away with it! He was totally getting away with beating in Mudhound ankles! Ow ow OW!


Desperate to make this stop the warrior keeled over, fast, over dramatically howling in real fake pain. "No! NOOOOOOOOO! I am the muddy-beast! I am unbeaten by all leaders of all clans! This cannot be! Ive met my end at a leader so awesome as Bitestar, thunderclans most amazing leader! NOOOoooooo....." The fake death was something to behold. Writhing on the ground, fake choking, a single paw raised to the sky before the warrior fell limp, eyes shut with tongue out of mouth.


Now please stop hitting them. Climb on their body to proclaim your victory even kiddo, just no more biting and hitting please.


After a long moment of stillness the warrior peaked open a golden eye and whispered "Psst! Plumkit! You should take your leader weapon and show it to your siblings! Im sure they'd love to hear about your victory!" Which would hopefully be enough to buy the warrior peace to lick their wounds without more risk of chomping.

@Tecumori