
June 12th, 2025, 07:58 PM
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Cutely commits warcrime
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small guy tries to learn how to combat big BIG guys!! [p/t]
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Frigidpaw
RC Apprentice. He/Him. 6 Moons
Lucky Duck T1, Ultimate Predator
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post 17 The apprentice had been looking through the stream in camp and the nearby bushes to find something cool. But after not finding much cool stuff other than some shiny pebbles, he was getting bored. WHICH IS BIG BUG NO! He needed to do something more useful and WARRIOR like! Whwre were Frigid-sibs in their own training, are they far or tied?? Oo! Is Frigid winning? HE BETTER BEEE!!!!
To ensure his victory, he should do more lessons, but what is it that Frigid could learn? What can the average warrior do? Hmm..wait no not the average warrior, what can the BEST WARRIOR do?? What normally attacks the clan that they’d have to fight off against..? OOO HE KNOWS HE KNOWS HE KNOWS!!! THOSE BIG BIIIG ANIMALS!!! THOSE PREDATOOOORS!!!! He heard mention of otters at some point, maybe they were also DANGEROUS! Which means attacks from big BIG ANIMALS are DANGEROUS, so if they ever attack Riverclan, the best warrior should be able to fight off the big bads!! But Frigidpaw needs to learn how to fight the big predators! Maybe he can ask one of the BIIIG big adult cats in the clearing to help him! Oo, that one! Look at him, he looks cool!!! He looks BIG and STRONG and stuff, Frigidpaw’s willing to bet he’s been through many MANY battles!!!! Frigid can learn from him!!!
“Hellooo!!!! I am Frigidpaw!! Who is Mr. Warrior? Mr. Warrior looks BIIG and STRONG! Can Mr. Warrior teach Frigidpaw how to fight those uh those big BIG dangerous animals!!! Dangerous predators that attacks Riverclan! Frigidpaw wants to know how to combat them!!” n’ teach them who’s BOSS!!! “So can Mr. Warrior do that????”
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