Mapleshade VS Stormfur ~ Rap Battle

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{NOTE: I might post this rap on my YouTube channel. What do you think?}

Epic Rap Battles of Clan History!
Mapleshade, VS, Stormfur BEGIN!

Mapleshade: Hey there, prepare for the storm of your life.
Don’t even try to run or hide, cause I’m gonna collect my strife.
The cave you live in belongs to us,
The dead, no livin, thus you must listen to us!
I doubt you’ll ever rap to my level,
For your rhymes are barely even special
You left the Clans for a package of dung
I hope you realize that my vengeance is almost done!

Stormfur: Maple, calm down little kitty,
I know you’re just giving pity.
Is it cause my mate actually gives a crap on what I do?
Nah, you didn’t either.
Only cared so you can have a life,
He wouldn’t give two fricks if they didn’t arrive
They drowned in a stream,
Next of which a cat died and completed your dream
You’re just a filthy kit
No one gives a flip
You deserve to thrive
In the hell you drive

Mapleshade: I enjoy the work I have done,
While you’ve done a bunch of none.
You say no one cares about me?
Yeah, no one’ll ever care if you come here, I guarantee.
To everyone, you’re just a pile of mouse bile
Meanwhile, I’m treating Warriors how to be vile
Now you see, death should be a reunion
But I was greeted by a depressing opinion
You’re gonna meet death with a punishment
Then my goals will become dominant

Stormfur: Your only dominance will be regret
And I’ll have respect
I’ve honored the code
When you’ve only loathed
You’re nothing but a load
Of dead bones.
Now get outta my sight,
I’ve got a Tribe to protect tonight

Mapleshade: You think I’ll leave you with satisfaction?
I’m gonna leave you with your sanity leaving a negative reaction
You’re only gonna keep a fraction of life,
Then you won’t feel alive!
My goal is to have you wake up dead,
And leave a stench of dread.

Stormfur: Your only stench
Is that of death
Mine is of grit
So you can simply quit
I’m gonna pass around your deadly split
Now no cat’ll fall
For you brawl
Of cats to maul
In the dawn.
I’m done letting you waste some time,
I’ve gotta life of mine,
That’s gone for you, ever since you’ve died.

Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!

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If anyone wants to hear me attempt to rap this, click right here to listen to me fail X3

NOTE: There's no background music, cry DX

[dino.]

Originally Posted by Goldenshard

{NOTE: I might post this rap on my YouTube channel. What do you think?}

Epic Rap Battles of Clan History!
Mapleshade, VS, Stormfur BEGIN!

Mapleshade: Hey there, prepare for the storm of your life.
Don’t even try to run or hide, cause I’m gonna collect my strife.
The cave you live in belongs to us,
The dead, no livin, thus you must listen to us!
I doubt you’ll ever rap to my level,
For your rhymes are barely even special
You left the Clans for a package of dung
I hope you realize that my vengeance is almost done!

Stormfur: Maple, calm down little kitty,
I know you’re just giving pity.
Is it cause my mate actually gives a crap on what I do?
Nah, you didn’t either.
Only cared so you can have a life,
He wouldn’t give two fricks if they didn’t arrive
They drowned in a stream,
Next of which a cat died and completed your dream
You’re just a filthy kit
No one gives a flip
You deserve to thrive
In the hell you drive

Mapleshade: I enjoy the work I have done,
While you’ve done a bunch of none.
You say no one cares about me?
Yeah, no one’ll ever care if you come here, I guarantee.
To everyone, you’re just a pile of mouse bile
Meanwhile, I’m treating Warriors how to be vile
Now you see, death should be a reunion
But I was greeted by a depressing opinion
You’re gonna meet death with a punishment
Then my goals will become dominant

Stormfur: Your only dominance will be regret
And I’ll have respect
I’ve honored the code
When you’ve only loathed
You’re nothing but a load
Of dead bones.
Now get outta my sight,
I’ve got a Tribe to protect tonight

Mapleshade: You think I’ll leave you with satisfaction?
I’m gonna leave you with your sanity leaving a negative reaction
You’re only gonna keep a fraction of life,
Then you won’t feel alive!
My goal is to have you wake up dead,
And leave a stench of dread.

Stormfur: Your only stench
Is that of death
Mine is of grit
So you can simply quit
I’m gonna pass around your deadly split
Now no cat’ll fall
For you brawl
Of cats to maul
In the dawn.
I’m done letting you waste some time,
I’ve gotta life of mine,
That’s gone for you, ever since you’ve died.

Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!

Are you creating this? If so, can I rap as Mapleshade?

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Originally Posted by Turtlestrike

Are you creating this? If so, can I rap as Mapleshade?

I already did, though I can delete the video and reupload it! It wouldn't actually be too much trouble

And I honestly sucked at Mapleshade, so it still works for me X3

[dino.]

Originally Posted by Goldenshard

I already did, though I can delete the video and reupload it! It wouldn't actually be too much trouble

And I honestly sucked at Mapleshade, so it still works for me X3

Thank you! I watch the Epic Warriors Rap Battles all the time, and I'm. Pretty good rapper ^^

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Originally Posted by Turtlestrike

Thank you! I watch the Epic Warriors Rap Battles all the time, and I'm. Pretty good rapper ^^

Same! Did you watch the ERBOW that just came out today by Blixemi?

[dino.]

Originally Posted by Goldenshard

Same! Did you watch the ERBOW that just came out today by Blixemi?

No, I didn't. I'll have to check it out