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Sometimes out of random I'll stutter my "I"s and "The"s and I'll have to start my whole sentence over

I call everyone "mate," and I'm not even Australian

My voice will randomly slip into a British accent, even if I'm answering a question by a teacher

I text with normal words. I don't use "idk" or "u" or "r" or any of that stuff

Sometimes I believe in God, sometimes I deny his existence cause he's making my life a legit pit of misery

I'll laugh when it's dead silent

I have a wooden bat in my room cause I'm paranoid as heck that someone's gonna sneak into our house and attack us

I started a club where we use Japanese names and pretend were practicing ninjutsu