It is a lovely day in the forums of WCO.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming...
It sure would be a shame if one were to disturb this peace, wouldn't it?
Well... I
am a horrible goose.
While normally, I would be sitting on my eggs,
Waiting for the next generation of horrible geese to hatch into this lovely world,
It appears they've been stolen right out from under me!
Snatched by terrible humans for their springtime rituals.
I saw them painting my precious eggs and hiding them from me.
Now, I have nothing to do but disturb the peace until my eggs are returned to me.
Unless...
You.
You're human.
Get my eggs for me, and
maybe I'll spare you from my wrath.
The vile humans that stole my eggs have hidden them around, painting them like this:
It is your task to track down my eggs around the forums using
whatever strange human ways you can. In threads, on pages,
under your noses and above your heads.
(Oddly enough, not in profiles this time...)
Inside them, you will find phrases or words that must be remembered!
Fortunately for you, these thieves were lazy; it appears the eggs only show up
on the first page of threads, so you don't need to go digging too far.
There were
25 eggs stolen from me. Can you believe it? Twenty five!
But, since you humans can't count that high,
I only require
15 from you in order to leave you be... for now.
Though you can find all 25 if you would like. I won't stop you.
Once you have found at least 15 eggs, you must bring them to me at once!
To return the eggs to me, you must privately message
me the phrases attached to them!
Every phrase you send me will net you
100 Koins,
and you will receive an additional
500 Koins
for finding all 25 of my eggs.
Hunters will also receive an
exclusive award.
And if you don't bring me my eggs at once, get ready to be tormented
by my incessant honks for the rest of your days!
So, what are you waiting for?
To sign up, simply say you're in below and you're on my list
of souls to torture if my eggs aren't returned!
Of course, I don't have all the patience in the world...
Participants have until
March 31st @ 11:59 PM Eastern Time
to return my eggs to me, or I will follow you around, chasing you
relentlessly until next spring!
Good hunting, do come back once you've found where those scoundrels hid all my eggs!
And don't you dare think about trying any nasty tricks,
Or I'll keep your Koins all to myself no matter how many eggs you find!
Honk!
Spring Egg Hunt 2024
/j /lh
