Bluest+r's Rustic Farmhouse Supply

[Bluest+r~]

Bluest+r's Rustic Farmhouse Supply
(This is just a silly joke teehee)

Welcome to my rustic farmhouse! That's the stables in the corner. The pigs and chickadees are over there. And all the other animals are in my tummy-- erm i mean somewhere else.
What's that room? It's private. My office. -blocks door- Nothing in there. Anywho. Wait-
JEREMY DON'T EAT THAT!
Ah, sorry, that's Jeremy. He's my favorite pig.
So far.
You didn't hear that.
I always have to keep these cans of beans away from him. -leans in close to you- he has some gas problems when he eats them. -straightens- Anyway. Have a look around while I cook-- UH I MEAN... pet some animals! Some are a bit feisty like little Goldie over there -points at a cute pony with a halo-. Don't be fooled. She bites anyone who comes close to her. Go look around! Go on!
And make sure Jeremy doesn't eat the beans.

Info:
So, like a week ago, one of my children, bought me a rustic farmhouse(even though i wanted that broken down trailer home >:[). It has a lot of supply of food animal friends.

Supply:

Pigs x1,000,000,251
Cats x1,000,000,003
Dogs x1,000,000,001 [AWH SO CUTE]
Horses x1,000,000,000 [the other 12 ran off]
Sheep x1,000,957,295
Chickadees x594,959,381,646 [I might've missed one or two. I count them all every day.]
Cows x1,000,000,058
Jeremy's Beans x1,000,000,210 [rawr]
Fire x10 [sage why do we need this]
Suits for Jeremy x1

Anyway, I hope you had fun looking at the animals--
JEREMY! -snatches beans-
Ahem. Sorry.
As I was saying, if you need to borrow any animals for a nice stew- FRIEND. I MEANT FRIEND. Or, if you want to donate some animals, talk to my child. I think they're around here somewhere. Probably getting eaten by the chickadees. And, if you want to hang out with some animals or if you want an actual tour, feel free to ask me!

PLEASE READ THIS. ¬
Donating: CLOSED(cuz someone donated 1 billion of everything..)
Borrowing: OPEN
Tours: OPEN
Animal Interactions: OPEN

The "Yeehaw" Farmer - @Bluest+r~
The Child That Didn't Buy The Trailer Home - @DdeongJoongie_Tanghulu

WHEN DONATING PLEASE DO NOT MENTION ME JUST MENTION MY CHILD
(Im talking 2 you @Crown_Sage
^ DONT MENTION THIS GAL EITHER)

[ChromeSilver_Hwaa]

AHEMM!!!!!!!! Mother I payed the bills I should get some mention!!
Anyone can mention me either here or VM me to donate animals <3

P.S. MAKE SURE JEREMY DOESN'T EAT THE BEANS

P.S.S LAST TIME KAREN ATE THE BEANS........... bacon tastes good.

Enjoy!!

[Crown_Sage]

I will donate 20x beans for Jeremy.
@Bluest+r~

[Bluest+r~]

Originally Posted by Crown_Sage

I will donate 20x beans for Jeremy.
@Bluest+r~

Oh. Oh gosh. Alright. Thanks, I guess. I better lock him in his jail for now until the "problem" passes. -grabs bean with a disgusted look-

/silly

[Crown_Sage]

Cutely donates 47 more beans for jeremy, and gives an innocent look.
@Bluest+r~

[Bluest+r~]

Originally Posted by Crown_Sage

Cutely donates 47 more beans for jeremy, and gives an innocent look.
@Bluest+r~

urgh.

[Crown_Sage]

Originally Posted by Bluest+r~

urgh.

What's wrong mother?

[Bluest+r~]

Originally Posted by Crown_Sage

What's wrong mother?

we now have 67 beans (check the note next to the bean supply)

[Crown_Sage]

So what, Mother? *Cutely sits down next to jeremy and pulls 7 more beans from pocket* Mother? Are you well? *Watches your face turn purplish*
@Bluest+r~

[Crown_Sage]

Looks jeremy in the eye, and feeds him bacon. You heard me, Bacon.
(Ignores Mother and does this -> @Bluest+r~)