Amberdusk: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Brokenstream: I think you mean cards.
Amberdusk, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Amberdusk: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Brokenstream:
Brokenstream: Amberdusk, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Amberdusk: * Sips coffee from bowl*
Amberdusk: You're giving me a sticker?
Brokenstream: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Amberdusk: I'm not a preschooler.
Brokenstream: Fine, I'll take it back
Amberdusk: I earned this, back off!
Brokenstream: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Amberdusk: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Brokenstream:
Amberdusk: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
Amberdusk: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Brokenstream: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.