Can I mommy?

[Scary_Sage]

No!!! You must apologize yourself! Kids these days... They've got to learn! @hermeswind

Mommy can I bake myself into a French Fry??

[Spooky_Blossom]

Uhm. How do you come up with this hon- u really not like other kids

Mommy, can I steal someone's purse?

[Highsnow of Matterhorn]

What for? We have more than enough purses at home.

Can I eat my gluestick, Mommy? I like eating glue!

[Scary_Sage]

Originally Posted by Highsnow of Matterhorn

What for? We have more than enough purses at home.

Can I eat my gluestick, Mommy? I like eating glue!

Yes. one less child to care fore Glue sticks taste like chicken nuggets.
mommy can I go cliff jumping into the street?

[hermeswind]

i- wh- No. @Spooky_Sage

mommy can I be called Toaster

[kittycatburmise]

No, I don't have the time or patience to fill out the name change forms

Mummy, can I sue you?