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[c1nder]

Amberdusk: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Brokenstream: I think you mean cards.

Amberdusk, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Amberdusk: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Brokenstream:

Brokenstream: Amberdusk, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Amberdusk: * Sips coffee from bowl*

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Amberdusk: You're giving me a sticker?

Brokenstream: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Amberdusk: I'm not a preschooler.

Brokenstream: Fine, I'll take it back

Amberdusk: I earned this, back off!

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Brokenstream: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Amberdusk: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Brokenstream:

Amberdusk: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Amberdusk: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Brokenstream: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.

[twizzypaw]

Originally Posted by Lil'Ember

Hehe I made some myself >:3


Silentpaw: This is such a bad idea.
Firepaw: Then why are you coming along?
Silentpaw: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Silentpaw: Okay, truth or dare?
Firepaw: Truth
Silentpaw: How many hours have you slept this week?
Firepaw:
Firepaw: ...Dare
Silentpaw: Go to bed.
Firepaw: I don't like this game.

Silentpaw: So what do you do?
Shadepaw: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Silentpaw: Wow, impressive.
Shadepaw: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Firepaw: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Silentpaw: You're a hazard to society
Shadepaw: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Firepaw: Silentpaw, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Silentpaw: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Firepaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Shadepaw.

Silentpaw, about Firepaw: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Shadepaw: Are we stealing them?
Cloverpool: New or used?
Silentpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Silentpaw: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Firepaw: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Shadepaw: A realist sees a freight train.
Cloverpool: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

@Starphobia @Snowflake @twizzypaw

I'M CRYING why are these all so good?!?!? xD THE LAST ONE WOULD BE SUCH A CUTE PIC TO DRAW *frantically grabs tablet*

[Myling]

Willowpaw: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Hoshi: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.


*Willowpaw and Hoshi skipping stones on lake*
Willowpaw: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Hoshi, whispering: Take that you dang lake


Willowpaw: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Hoshi: Killed without hesitation.
Willowpaw: No.


Willowpaw: I made tea.
Hoshi: I don’t want tea.
Willowpaw: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Hoshi: Then why are you telling me?
Willowpaw: It is a conversation starter.
Hoshi: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Willowpaw: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.


Willowpaw, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Hoshi.
Hoshi: How did you do that without turning around?
Willowpaw: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.


Willowpaw: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Hoshi: Stop romanticizing the past.



Willowpaw: I prevented a murder today.
Hoshi: Really? How’d you do that?
Willowpaw: self control.
(what.. willow why-)


Willowpaw: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Hoshi, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Willowpaw:
Willowpaw: fsh


Willowpaw, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Hoshi: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Willowpaw, with the tone of someone who is used to Hoshi: Outstanding.
Willowpaw: This is what I’m talking about people.



Willowpaw: It’s dark in here
Hoshi: Don’t worry dude I got this
Hoshi: *Stomps their feet*
Hoshi: *Skechers light up*



Willowpaw: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Hoshi, drinking toast: Why do you say that?



Willowpaw: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Willowpaw (clone): You? Magic? Willowpaw, it says talent show.


Willowpaw, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Spiderman: But – that’s just a trash can.
Willowpaw: It sure is!
(sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh)