Incorrect quotes

[Blossom Cry]

Hello everyone! Spam some quotes from this https://codebeautify.org/incorrect-quotes-generator Mantiskit: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Softdaisy: It's not a joke.
Softdaisy: * sniffles *
Softdaisy: I'm a legit snack.

[Blossom Cry]

Fallenkit: I told Maplekit their ears flush when they lie.
Maggotpaw: Why?
Fallenkit: Look.
Fallenkit: Hey Maplekit! Do you love us?
Maplekit, covering their ears: No.
Maggotpaw:

*The group is getting into the car*
Fallenkit: I'm driving.
Maplekit, out of view: Shotgun!
Maggotpaw, turning to face Maplekit: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Maplekit: WOAH-
Maplekit, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

Fallenkit, driving Maplekit and Maggotpaw: So how was your day?
Maplekit: We almost got surprise adopted!
Fallenkit: What?
Maggotpaw: We almost got kidnapped.
Fallenkit: Oh, okay.
Fallenkit: * slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[Bluest+r~]

Wolfhive, going over Vinepaw's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Vinepaw: Yes
Wolfhive: Okay...may I know what you create?
Wolfhive: Problems.

[Bluest+r~]

Shellsnap: Is something burning?
Oceanstar: Just my love for you.
Shellsnap: Oceanstar, the toaster is on fire.

Mossfall: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Shellsnap: * turning to Oceanstar* How tall are you?

Mango: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT TREACHERY AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Sage: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Mango: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Blue, recording: This is so cute.

Aphrodite: Camo, I'm sad.
Camo: * Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Orange: Ninja, I'm sad.
Ninja, nodding: mood.

[Rowan]

BristleThorn: God, give me patience.
SpiderPaw: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
BristleThorn: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[Bluest+r~]

Vinepaw: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Beetlepaw: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKIN' STAIRS.

[Blossom Cry]

Willowpaw: You're giving me a sticker?
Orangeflower: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”
Willowpaw: I'm not a preschooler.
Orangeflower: Fine, I'll take it back
Willowpaw: I earned this, back off!

Willowpaw: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Orangeflower: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Willowpaw: Yeah, they're all birds.

Orangeflower: Watcha got there..?
Willowpaw: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Willowpaw: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Orangeflower:
Orangeflower: Willowpaw, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Willowpaw: * Sips coffee from bowl*

Willowpaw: Change is inedible.
Orangeflower : Don't you mean inevitable?
Willowpaw, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

[Bluest+r~]

Bluekit: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Songkit: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Bluekit for dinner.
Rainsong: What is wrong with you people?
Shallowkit: Shut up, chocolate.
@Aphrodite @meowmeow fuzzyface THIS IS SO REAL

[Bluest+r~]

Bubblepaw: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Shellsnap: Neither.
Shellsnap: Because it's twelve.

@Luna16