[ThunderClan] ROT AND ASSIMILATE | f

[narcissus]

"we'll rot or annihilate"

welcome to val's 17th impulsive decision, in which this time it'll be releasing one (1) Skunkkit into ThunderClan! i love it here /evil

my darling Skunkkit is 2 moons old and in need of some. relationships, i suppose.

so what's she like? what's the big deal? can a guy get some information around here?

sure. physically, she's a pipsqueak - two months of life does that to you - and she has a skunk's pelt. truly. double white stripes down her spine and an otherwise storm-gray pelt. a few stripes here and there, and white eye markings.

she's afflicted with "clumsy idiot" condition and appears to be behind her peers; she can't play mossball because she can never catch it, she's always bumping into things, or stepping on somebody's tail.

as a cat, she's bubbly in a just-shaken soda can way. nervous? talkative. relaxed? quiet. is she ever relaxed? eh. so-so. annoying? it certainly seems so, with how others avoid her. she's pinballing all over the place, and you have to clean her mess up. figuratively. Skunkkit never really leaves a physical mess behind. she's good like that.

what's she need?

not a lot.

• one or two friends
• some sort of adult responsible for her. they don't have to be a parental figure.
• maybe a future mentor (that's a loadbearing maybe.)
• a LOSER friend who will turn out to be not-so-nice in the future

and that's it for now.

@ me (narcissus) below if you're somewhat interested or completely obsessed and have a cat to offer. this is also an interaction finder too, if you don't want to commit.

"all prefer no one blames
the terror in an animal's screams
in cages our future
the answers insane -
rot and assimilate"
assimilate - skinny puppy

[Neptune.]

@narcissus hollow can recruit her to his cause (aka be a friend*)


*friend is loose here because hollow does not need friends on his way to ruling the world /silly

[silver.]

consider me obsessed /throws yarrow at her
@narcissus

[snowflake.]

offering Snowkit as a potential friend.
@narcissus

[Estelle]

Can offer Twistedkit/paw as an interaction and/or possible friend - is a bit of an odd lady herself sometimes, as Twisted always is content playing on her own... In the dirt. Literally (and I suppose some might find her polycoria of interest). Her first post was her scattering her 'minions' about the clearing (aka throwing with soil) + an imaginary friend she steadfast believes to be real. Honestly there isn't much I can say, am kind of seeing how she writes herself through rp :0 though! I ought to mention that she's non-verbal, and only communicates through sign + she likes her fair bit of fun if presented with the right occasion, she just knows how to keep herself occupied when she's alone. Should be about 3 moons I think? Don't know really, not too old, not too young -- around that spot I'd say, Twisted doesn't have a set age or birthday atm ahah @narcissus

That said, if Skunk would like to meet an equally clumsy cat, I can also offer wobbly Poppypaw for an interaction! Though she won't survive much longer past warriorhood :0

[flowsie]

offering mosskit(Shc) for any interactions <3