Bluest+r's Rustic Farmhouse Supply
(This is just a silly joke teehee)
Welcome to my rustic farmhouse! That's the stables in the corner. The pigs and chickadees are over there. And all the other animals are in my tummy-- erm i mean somewhere else.
What's that room? It's private. My office. -blocks door- Nothing in there. Anywho. Wait-
JEREMY DON'T EAT THAT!
Ah, sorry, that's Jeremy. He's my favorite pig, so far. You didn't hear that. I always have to keep these cans of beans away from him. -leans in close to you- he has some gas problems when he eats them. -straightens- Anyway. Have a look around while I cook-- UH I MEAN... pet some animals! Some are a bit feisty like little Goldie over there -points at a cute pony with a halo-. Don't be fooled. She bites anyone who comes close to her. Go look around! Go on!
And make sure Jeremy doesn't eat the beans.
Info:
So, like a week ago, one of my children, bought me a rustic farmhouse(even though i wanted that broken down trailer home >:[). It has a lot of supply of
food animal friends.
Supply:
Pigs x251
Cats x3
Dogs x1 [Hm. Strange. I had five dogs the other day.]
Horses x12
Sheep x957295
Chickadees x593959381646 [I might've missed one or two. I count them all every day.]
Cows x58
Jeremy's Beans x20
Anyway, I hope you had fun looking at the animals--
JEREMY! -snatches beans-
Ahem. Sorry.
As I was saying, if you need to borrow any animals for a nice stew- FRIEND. I MEANT FRIEND. Or, if you want to donate some animals, talk to my child. I think they're around here somewhere. Probably getting eaten by the chickadees. And, if you want to hang out with some animals or if you want an actual tour, feel free to ask me!
The "Yeehaw" Farmer - @
Bluest+r~
The Child That Didn't Buy The Trailer Home - @
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Bluest+r's Rustic Farmhouse Supply
