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Re: ShadowClan Clearing
》Venomstrike《
Tom - He/Him - 32 Moons - No Purrks
Venomstrike stared at the mit in front of him, looking annoyed. "Venomstrike." He corrected, rolling his eyes. Did this kit ever stop? "Gosh, do you ever wanna be a warrior?" He said, sarcasm dripping from his voice like venom.
Venomstrike stared at the mit in front of him, looking annoyed. "Venomstrike." He corrected, rolling his eyes. Did this kit ever stop? "Gosh, do you ever wanna be a warrior?" He said, sarcasm dripping from his voice like venom.
“Sorry! Also, duh! Of course I wanna be a warrior! It’s awesome, right? RIGHT????” Ashkit stared at Venomstrike after speaking. Unmoving. Not even blinking. Dear Starclan, this kit was weird.
Know what would make this day infinitely better? A good 'ol patrol! If only some cats saw her as more useful, then she'd be all over the place! With a grumpy expression, the small she-cat rested on her forepaws as she sat in a loaf. Everything was sooooo boring. Even shredding frogs couldn't cheer her up! She'd already ripped, like, at least twelve apart already!
Oh boo-hoo. This sucked. Magpiepaw let out a frustrated snort. "Anycat! Helloooo!! Mind chatting with the more awesome cat in the world?" Magpiepaw let her yowl of demanding attention ring through the clearing. Maybe somecat would be able to entertain her.
She looked around, hoping to see some familiar faces. But, to no avail. Man, the stars must hate her.
Tags: (this is mainly a starter for Willowpaw, but anyone else who responded to her finder and wanted an interaction with her may also respond! I'll tag you here as well :3)
@Myling // Willowpaw
@Eden // Wispypaw
@Silver // Bitternpaw (because you wanted more magpiepaw interactions!)
〚~Willow'Paw~〛
| 9 Moons | ShadowClan Apprentice | Female, She/Her | Purrks:
Kitty Soft Paws, Heightened Perception [smell]
[a small, fluffy tortoiseshell she-cat with pale green eyes and an atrociously fluffy tail]
Willowpaw had just finished clearing out bedding in the Elders Den, when a yowl slammed into her ears. For a moment, she thought her ears would just make a 'WHOOSH!' and be off into the abyss never to be seen again, but then she realized that wasn't actually that loud and her hearing was actually just fine. She thanked StarClan for letting her keep her ears and, you know, not sending them to the deepest darkest pit in the world. She was outside the Elders Den now, and with a thread of oh-no trailing through her mind, she realized that the apparently most awesome amazing cat in the world was in the way between her and the apprentices den. Willowpaw had been planning to go there, and possibly take something to eat and then nap. Now, if she just went over there, right past the half-white-half-black apprentice who was seemingly bored out of her mind, that would socially unacceptable! And rude!
So, she had to compromise.
Plan A: Just talk
Plan B: Walk out of camp and to the edge of the wall above the apprentices den and sneakily drop down and maybe break a bone and "successfully" go into the den
Plan C: Turn invisible
Plan D: e v a p o r a t e
Willowpaw carefully examined her choices with an expression on her face that said: 'Who the heck made these plans? oh right i did...'. So time to figure out which plan is the best. She didn't feel like having a broken bone anytime soon, and the great bestest cat would probably notice her possible yowls of pain. Plan B off the table. She could feel her head go a bit dizzy when she thought about talking. Talking was very very hard. It could just be the hardest thing in the world (except for talking while flying, talking while plummeting to the ground at 50 mph, talking while eating and being assaulted by 478 leaves and talking while not stuttering) from her experience. So, now she was left with two alternatives: Turn Invisible, or
E V A P O R A T E. 'Darn it. Why must some things be impossible?' She thought, 'Why laws of the universe, why must you bound me to the mortal plane i am stuck on?'. Ok ok, She didn't actually have to talk. If she veered an arc around the superb and magnificent cat, and then made her way to the apprentices' den? No no the laws of cat stuff said that was very bad for social stuff. But..... a thought struck her.... maybe she could use Plan C in another way. What if she kept on doing compelte 360s while jumping and whirling around with her limbs drawn in as close as they could so the velocity was as high as physically possible would the motion blur be so intense she'd be fully hidden from sight?
She knew.
You knew it.
It had to be done.
'For science'
Willowpaw knew what she had to do. And it was very much something you had to salute to.
She had to test out:
THE SPINNY SPEED UNDO-SEEINGABLE THINGAMAJIG!
It was a very dangerous (emphasis on dangerous) task, that almost nobody had attempt before, and barely any returned.
Taking a deep breath, Willowpaw readied herself.
Planting her paws in the ground, she began making her back paws go in circles around her front paws. She puffed up her fur to give the effect an extra boost.
Now it was time.
She lifted herself off the ground in a spin, which was surprisingly fast. She tucked her legs in along with her tail. She kept on using her paws to spin, and after making sure she had her balance. She tried to check her trajectory, unsheathed her claws for grip on the ground. And then Willowpaw began hopping in a half circle around the most glorious terrific ShadowClanner towards the Apprentices Den, her (hopeful..) cloak of invisibility shielding her from their eyes. Everything was going smooth. She was inching closer to the Apprentices' Den second by second like a tornado of cat. Yes, this was what she needed to do all along!
Brilliant!
Extravagant!
But soon....
CRITICAL FAILURE! CRITICAL FAILURE!
She couldn't stop herself. She caught a glimpse of the marvy fantabulous one, and she was heading right in their direction. Her spins might crash into them!
She tried to make herself veer away, but she felt that if she turned, she'd over-balance and topple over, disguise busted.
But.
Maybe the cat would see the small ripple in the breeze.
Maybe The Swell Dope One would move out of the way
Life or death here.
And thus all that was left was to await disaster or a peaceful nap...
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Re: ShadowClan Clearing
》Venomstrike《
Tom - He/Him - 32 Moons - No Purrks
Venomstrike blinked at the kit with annoyance. "Being a warrior isn"t all fun and games. It's about protecting your clan. It's fun sometimes though" He said sternly, his tone lightening on his last statement. Christ this was such an odd kit.
Venomstrike blinked at the kit with annoyance. "Being a warrior isn"t all fun and games. It's about protecting your clan. It's fun sometimes though" He said sternly, his tone lightening on his last statement. Christ this was such an odd kit.
“Oh.. well at least it’s fun sometimes! Plus; you get to KILL!!!! YOU CAN KILL YOUR ENEMIES!! RAHHH!!” Ashkit proceeded to hop around in a circle surrounding Venomstrike, before attempting to bite his tail as if it was an enemy warrior.
〚~Willow'Paw~〛
| 9 Moons | ShadowClan Apprentice | Female, She/Her | Purrks:
Kitty Soft Paws, Heightened Perception [smell]
[a small, fluffy tortoiseshell she-cat with pale green eyes and an atrociously fluffy tail]
Willowpaw had just finished clearing out bedding in the Elders Den, when a yowl slammed into her ears. For a moment, she thought her ears would just make a 'WHOOSH!' and be off into the abyss never to be seen again, but then she realized that wasn't actually that loud and her hearing was actually just fine. She thanked StarClan for letting her keep her ears and, you know, not sending them to the deepest darkest pit in the world. She was outside the Elders Den now, and with a thread of oh-no trailing through her mind, she realized that the apparently most awesome amazing cat in the world was in the way between her and the apprentices den. Willowpaw had been planning to go there, and possibly take something to eat and then nap. Now, if she just went over there, right past the half-white-half-black apprentice who was seemingly bored out of her mind, that would socially unacceptable! And rude!
So, she had to compromise.
Plan A: Just talk
Plan B: Walk out of camp and to the edge of the wall above the apprentices den and sneakily drop down and maybe break a bone and "successfully" go into the den
Plan C: Turn invisible
Plan D: e v a p o r a t e
Willowpaw carefully examined her choices with an expression on her face that said: 'Who the heck made these plans? oh right i did...'. So time to figure out which plan is the best. She didn't feel like having a broken bone anytime soon, and the great bestest cat would probably notice her possible yowls of pain. Plan B off the table. She could feel her head go a bit dizzy when she thought about talking. Talking was very very hard. It could just be the hardest thing in the world (except for talking while flying, talking while plummeting to the ground at 50 mph, talking while eating and being assaulted by 478 leaves and talking while not stuttering) from her experience. So, now she was left with two alternatives: Turn Invisible, or
E V A P O R A T E. 'Darn it. Why must some things be impossible?' She thought, 'Why laws of the universe, why must you bound me to the mortal plane i am stuck on?'. Ok ok, She didn't actually have to talk. If she veered an arc around the superb and magnificent cat, and then made her way to the apprentices' den? No no the laws of cat stuff said that was very bad for social stuff. But..... a thought struck her.... maybe she could use Plan C in another way. What if she kept on doing compelte 360s while jumping and whirling around with her limbs drawn in as close as they could so the velocity was as high as physically possible would the motion blur be so intense she'd be fully hidden from sight?
She knew.
You knew it.
It had to be done.
'For science'
Willowpaw knew what she had to do. And it was very much something you had to salute to.
She had to test out:
THE SPINNY SPEED UNDO-SEEINGABLE THINGAMAJIG!
It was a very dangerous (emphasis on dangerous) task, that almost nobody had attempt before, and barely any returned.
Taking a deep breath, Willowpaw readied herself.
Planting her paws in the ground, she began making her back paws go in circles around her front paws. She puffed up her fur to give the effect an extra boost.
Now it was time.
She lifted herself off the ground in a spin, which was surprisingly fast. She tucked her legs in along with her tail. She kept on using her paws to spin, and after making sure she had her balance. She tried to check her trajectory, unsheathed her claws for grip on the ground. And then Willowpaw began hopping in a half circle around the most glorious terrific ShadowClanner towards the Apprentices Den, her (hopeful..) cloak of invisibility shielding her from their eyes. Everything was going smooth. She was inching closer to the Apprentices' Den second by second like a tornado of cat. Yes, this was what she needed to do all along!
Brilliant!
Extravagant!
But soon....
CRITICAL FAILURE! CRITICAL FAILURE!
She couldn't stop herself. She caught a glimpse of the marvy fantabulous one, and she was heading right in their direction. Her spins might crash into them!
She tried to make herself veer away, but she felt that if she turned, she'd over-balance and topple over, disguise busted.
But.
Maybe the cat would see the small ripple in the breeze.
Maybe The Swell Dope One would move out of the way
Life or death here.
And thus all that was left was to await disaster or a peaceful nap...
Magpiepaw looked left, then she looked right. With a newly burning frustration, the small she-cat dug her white claws into the ground so that the Earth, the UNIVERSE, could feel what she felt when she was so undeservingly ignored! THIS IS WHAT THEY GET!! Suddenly, Magpiepaw felt the air shift around her along with the strengthening sent of Shadowclan.
She looked up, hoping that her eyes weren't drowning in desperation and excitement and blehhh when she faced the approaching cat... If she looked like that then how was anycat going to think she was super duper awesome? When her eyes landed on her clanmate she couldn't school her expression as it settled into shock. A spinning cat?
Her brown eyes widened as she saw the cat barreling towards her in surprisingly fast spins. Was this a secret battle move? A contest!? Oh, it was on! She would so win! But then the (what seemed to be a tortoiseshell) cat kept on spinning towards her. Magpiepaw lunged for the figure, her eyes alight in excitement. She'd have to thank this odd cat for the show later! Haha!
She swiped harmless paws at them, her tail curled as she bounced around the clearing. But soon enough, the rotating cat came to a sudden halt, their body crashing into hers. Magpiepaw fell with a grunt as the other (and much LARGER) apprentice dog-piled on top of her. She sneezed out the dust that crawled up her nose and spat out sand as coughing fits followed.
"Jeez man," Magpiepaw coughed. "That was awesome! You are kinda crushing my awesome physique though, get off, get off!" Magpiepaw contemplated squirming her way from under the apprentice, but that would only make her loose air faster than she already was. The weight of a whole cat on her lungs WASN'T helping.
Finally, the sand in her eyes cleared and brown eyes met a striking green. They were pretty, very pretty. But they were also freaking CRUSHING HER!!! Wait... Wasn't that---?
"Willowpaw?" she rasped. Okay, no more talking now. She needed all the air she could get if she wanted to live. Imagine if she died like this. What a lame way to go out! Suffocation? Really? Magpiepaw quickly decided that she wasn't about to die here. Nuh-uh, no way!
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Muscles tense as the stocky tom took note of his surroundings, only the chewing of the frog he currently ate could be heard from him. An oddity in and of itself, considering how chatty Silverlark was on most days. He could see apprentices in the clearing sparring with each other, a kit attempting to take down a warrior. The enforcer's tail twitched as he took another big bite from his frog, his white dipped toes feeling restless. How long had he been resting since his near death experience? How much longer did he have to rest, anyways? He was fine! Feeling much, much better. It barely hurt anymore! If only the cobwebs could come off, he would be back to working in no time! And was there work to be done!
Swallowing yet another greedy, massive bite, the tom could feel his stomach slowly cease its complaining. It had been a while since he'd felt hungry. Since he had been able to even stomach the idea of food. But today? Woah. Today he'd woken up famished. And the prey pile was looking mighty empty, too, hmph. If only he could convince Mossfreckle to let him go out for some hunting with Flashies or something... But then, there was danger lurking out in the territory, so maybe taking his apprentice out for a hunt all by his lonesome while he could only just barely stand was not the best of plans... He'd lost a lot of weight in his time out, too, so who knew if he could even keep up with any enemy that might hurt Flashies!
A shudder escaped the tom at this thought, the idea of losing his apprentice due to his own incompetence worse than anything else he could imagine. He was supposed to keep her safe, mmhmmm. Which meant, getting better! Now if only he could get better back home. Where ShadowClan belonged. Not in this strange camp where he could no longer have glimpses into memories of times past. Of moments when his sister had been alive and well. When he and his brother had gotten into trouble with their silliness. Of mum waiting patiently by the nursery for them to return from their games. But the memories were gone. The twolegs had taken their home... and those peaceful moments with them.
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Re: ShadowClan Clearing
》Venomstrike《
Tom - He/Him - 32 Moons - No Purrks
Venomstrike stared, pale green eyes slightly wider. "You do not kill another cat unless absolutely necessary.." He hissed. He made that mistake when he was younger, and it didn't end well for him. He shuddered internally and pushed the memory back. "You hear me? Unless ABSOLUTELY necessary." He pressed, jerking his tail away from the kit, looking annoyed.
Magpiepaw looked left, then she looked right. With a newly burning frustration, the small she-cat dug her white claws into the ground so that the Earth, the UNIVERSE, could feel what she felt when she was so undeservingly ignored! THIS IS WHAT THEY GET!! Suddenly, Magpiepaw felt the air shift around her along with the strengthening sent of Shadowclan.
She looked up, hoping that her eyes weren't drowning in desperation and excitement and blehhh when she faced the approaching cat... If she looked like that then how was anycat going to think she was super duper awesome? When her eyes landed on her clanmate she couldn't school her expression as it settled into shock. A spinning cat?
Her brown eyes widened as she saw the cat barreling towards her in surprisingly fast spins. Was this a secret battle move? A contest!? Oh, it was on! She would so win! But then the (what seemed to be a tortoiseshell) cat kept on spinning towards her. Magpiepaw lunged for the figure, her eyes alight in excitement. She'd have to thank this odd cat for the show later! Haha!
She swiped harmless paws at them, her tail curled as she bounced around the clearing. But soon enough, the rotating cat came to a sudden halt, their body crashing into hers. Magpiepaw fell with a grunt as the other (and much LARGER) apprentice dog-piled on top of her. She sneezed out the dust that crawled up her nose and spat out sand as coughing fits followed.
"Jeez man," Magpiepaw coughed. "That was awesome! You are kinda crushing my awesome physique though, get off, get off!" Magpiepaw contemplated squirming her way from under the apprentice, but that would only make her loose air faster than she already was. The weight of a whole cat on her lungs WASN'T helping.
Finally, the sand in her eyes cleared and brown eyes met a striking green. They were pretty, very pretty. But they were also freaking CRUSHING HER!!! Wait... Wasn't that---?
"Willowpaw?" she rasped. Okay, no more talking now. She needed all the air she could get if she wanted to live. Imagine if she died like this. What a lame way to go out! Suffocation? Really? Magpiepaw quickly decided that she wasn't about to die here. Nuh-uh, no way!
〚~Willow'Paw~〛
| 9 Moons | ShadowClan Apprentice | Female, She/Her | Purrks:
Kitty Soft Paws, Heightened Perception [smell]
[a small, fluffy tortoiseshell she-cat with pale green eyes and an atrociously fluffy tail]
'Wha-?' Willowpaws confused thought came. The All Magnificent could see her?? Impossible! She didn't have much time to have a little existential crisis about how Oh Of the Greater One had bent the laws of physics and stuff before she barreled into A1 herself. The cat - Magpiepaw - was surprisingly small, like, really really small, smaller than she'd noticed before, and she already looked pretty small from the Elders Den. Also, she was attempting murder anywa- WAIT. SHE WAS ATTEMPTING MURDER?? 'NO! I might kill Radical and Divine Magpiepaw before i get to meet her!' She panicked, 'I want to meet the Most Wondrous and Goodly Lifeform, not kill her!' She heaved herself off the Marvelous cat she'd accidentally tried to murder spinningly as quick as she could. "A-Are you alright? I-I d-didn't h-hurt you d-did i??" What if Spectacularly Stunning One made it out alive, but had a really bad scar from not breathing?? She'd never forgive herself! How could she? Hurt the cat who'd been looking for something to do and instead had been snuck up upon and seemingly attacked? She should just hand herself in to the authorities. She was guilty of Attempted Murder and Assault! The world was in danger as long as she wasn't contained! The thought 'But did she only react when i crashed into her?' popped up in her head, but before she could go completely bananas on scolding herself, "Di-Did you s-see me coming?" Dread swept over her. If Your Majesty was really hurt, then she'd be DOOMED! The Most Astounding cat in the world hurt and mocked by HER! Shame riveted through her pelt. If only The Spinning Speed Undo-Seeingable Thingamajig™ had worked! Then One Above All could have been spared the horrible agony she as in now and Willowpaw could be snoozing away without a bounty on her head!
Should she run? Hide the evidence? No no no no that was a very bad thing to do. What should she do? Stand there while Splendid Tremendous was in pain? And she'd already asked a really out of place question, so wasn't it all already over?
Should she try to help?
Should she say sorry?
Or should she accept that she was gonna be imprisoned for her horrible, horrible crimes?
or cry and beg for mercy-
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