[P] you'll feel the electricity when the lightning strikes

[Luna16]

Wildstorm was in a particularly irritable mood today. Somehow, somewhere, her apprentice was getting lippy with her. She didn't agree with physically punishing young cats, but stars sometimes she wanted to smack a cat across the head. Ugh. Whatever. The scruffy, long-furred she-cat selected a plump mouse from the fresh-kill pile, at the least the prey around here knew its place. She sat in a sunny spot in the clearing, laying down to relax as she ate her meal. She may be a grumpy, generally angry cat, but she enjoyed to relax every now and then. Although every hair on her pelt disagreed with the sensation. Ears twitching occasionally as she planned her next training sessions with Leafpaw and Wintergreenpaw. Working even while "relaxing"? Typical.

@CanukiTanuki_Fox - Columbinecall

[CanukiTanuki_Fox]

-- Columbinecall -- ShC warrior -- 56 moons -- he/him -- "Ugh, not again." --

Columbinecall came groaning dramatically into the clearing. He sighed. "Can you believe this?" he announced. "I don't have an apprentice yet! And I'm only the most capable cat in this whole Clan!" Then abruptly, he tripped over a stick and fell right into Wildstorm. "Oops," he said. Then, he scooched back to give her some breathing room. "Sorry about that, but not really," he huffed with his nose in the air.

@Luna16 - Wildstorm
(question, how old is too old to have kits?)

[Luna16]

Wildstorm's ear flicked at the loud dramatic antics of her denmate. Columbinecall. She couldn't recall interacting with him much personally, and she was more than happy to continue on with her life and ignore him. Until he gave her no choice. The ornery she-cat immediately rose to her paws, back arched and fur bristled as she answered his "apology" with a hiss. "Oy! Maybe actually use those capable eyes o' yours to watch where you're going!" She hissed, settling back back down to continue her meal, though pointedly putting more distance between her and this...clutz.

Most capable warrior? She scoffed at the notion. "Maybe you should prove your...capabilities to Dawnstar if you want one." She muttered, taking a bite of her mouse. "If ya want one so bad you can have one of mine!" She was being dramatic and sarcastic, she had no intention of letting this tom anywhere near her apprentices. But, she was also humbly bragging. If this cat thought he was so great, then why did she have two apprentices to his none?

@CanukiTanuki_Fox - Columbinecall - I had to look it up LOL. But apparently its not recommended for cats to have litters after 7 yrs, which is 84 moons. But idk if this site in particular has their own rules on that. Also, I do apologize for her...erm...attitude.