Iris: This is such a bad idea.
Dreamsky: Then why are you coming along?
Iris: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Iris: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Dreamsky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Iris: Yeah, they're all birds.
Iris: I prevented a murder today.
Dreamsky: Really? How'd you do that?
Iris: self control.
Dreamsky: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Iris: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Dreamsky:
Iris: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
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