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ameko ]
Today was incredibly boring. She had already conquered everyone in the nursery, whether it be in real life or in her imagination, so the Wrestling Champion of the World had to find a new source of entertainment. Marching into the clearing, fluffy tail high and proud, she quickly zeroed in on a new friend material. Not that she needed friends. Her brother was Stonepaw the Weird, Plantcat Extraordinaire! She was his faithful bodyguard, and friends were merely distractions.
But even bodyguards and wrestling champions got lonesome, so she decided to make a friend. Skipping forward, she greeted this new friend in the only way appropriate, the correct greeting customary for children 6 and under; she pounced on her tail.
Now, with Briarkit's huge, bulky muscles, she didn't want to hurt the tabby cat, so she very carefully and very gently leaped forward, attempting to pin her foe- the tail! - and then continue on with her trek to stand in front of the cat. Feathery whiskers drooped slightly, since they were so freakishly long they couldn't possibly stay straight, so she tossed her head vainly to try and get them to floof back up. It was unsuccessful, so she did the next best thing- she gave up, and decided it was high time to stop staring awkwardly at Cloverdust and initiate the socializing.
"Hello ma'am!" She squawked maturely, smiling.
That was good enough for initiating. The responsibility of actually continuing the conversation was left entirely up to the older cat.