Puns!

[~Aesthetic~]

As Beam suggested, this is a thread specifically for making bad puns!!!

Here's my first one:
A good artist knows where to draw the line.

sound of coughs and crickets

[Beam]

This is gonna be so punny

[Beam]

Ha get it? XD

[~Aesthetic~]

I was thinking about learning Braille, but it's a bit of ... ~touchy subject~

[Beam]

No one can top my pizza puns ;)

[~Aesthetic~]

I can't stand sitting!

[Mayflower]

Just take it from me, don't trust atoms

they make up everything

[~Aesthetic~]

I'm so sikc of autocorrect jokes

[wickedvirtues]

Is everyone feline okay?
(hehe, cat puns)

[Beam]

Trees are unbeleafably pretty

[Role]

This is punbelievable
Puns? Really? Boy, I should make like a tree and leaf.
I suppose I'll say one joke.. but only pun...
What did the carpet say to the floor?
I got you covered.
I don't think I can do this anyfloor
PUNS
*dies*