Ask Me Anything, Then Edit the Question After I Answer to Make Me Sound Weird

[TheTalisman]

I've seen this little game going around so I thought I'd try it out. When you ask your question, please remember to tag me or I might miss you! The same will apply when I answer. Quoting your initial question would ruin the game, so it's better to tag you instead.

[Hopekit]

Do you like your parents? TheTalisman

[Darky]

How many times have you not kicked a cat?

[TheTalisman]

Hopekit
I would hope not.
Darky
Once, but now I'm considering doing it again because my life is a lie[/FONT]

[Panic]

TheTalisman

have you eaten a spider?

[TheTalisman]

Fenris
I've eaten plenty in my lifetime. Baked a few, too.

[appariitiion]

How many times have you sat on a cat today? TheTalisman

[TheTalisman]

ItsATryp
Four.

[rubinaito]

Do you like anyone?

[TheTalisman]

Rubinaito
I don't, frankly.

[happycyanide]

How often do you eat kittens?

[TheTalisman]

happycyanide
I used to like roasted ones. I don't know why I stopped liking them.

[rubinaito]

How many times have you eaten today?

[Seraphon]

TheTalisman Do you like any type of molds?

[TheTalisman]

Hollydawn235
What do you mean?

[TheTalisman]

Rubinaito
7.

[EliteHotDog]

How many times have you been arrested? TheTalisman

[TheTalisman]

EliteHotDog
Don't get me started