Cold Flame Shadow vs Cyanide Happy... THE EPIC RAP BATTLE! (Round One)

[Serendipity]

happycyanide and Shadomaru ....


BEGIN!

(Anyone can start)

[happycyanide]

Well look what the dog dragged in
A wannabe staying at the druggie's inn
I guess I will have to make the time
To make sure you get salt with your lime
Is it scary to go up against a bottle of cyanide that raps?
I know it's hard to tap
To the beat that I'm giving
Is it nearly Thanksgiving?
You should be grateful for the burns I'm dropping.
Is the water tapping?
Maybe it's safer to leave back to your home.
I guess I'd better drop the microphone!

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Really someone thinks they can beat me? Please stop you're better off fighting a tree. I guess the king needs to come back again, and put his pig right back into its pen. I have one thing to say to you you little brat. Go back to your sewer with your pet rat. Now leave peasant and let the king stand alone, where he will sit on his mighty throne.

[happycyanide]

Ooh, that hurt so bad,
Am I making you mad?
Maybe you should go home
To where you get abandoned phone
Calls from me,
Ain't it easy to see?
I'm going to win!
On a scale of one to ten,
How bad did this hurt you?
Are you afraid I'll beat you?
It's such a crying shame
That you're the one to blame
For this epic burn
For centuries, you'll be hiding in a fern
Is it scary to be
The one that'll never see?
I guess I should tend
To you never seeing the end

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Oh now please I'm not mad,
though the words from your mouth are pretty bad.
You're just a flea that will not quit.
I'm looking for a competition and you're just not it.
You're just a pain
To think you'd beat me makes you insane
You must be doing this while you're drunk
Because if this was a class, you'd definitely flunk.
Come now you were just too easy to take down,
there's a reason this nation gave me the crown.
I'm done here there's nothing left to say
except give me the win and now go away.

[happycyanide]

Ouch that hurt so bad
Now I know I'm making you mad
It's just too easy
Am I making you queasy?
I know it's hard for you to understand
But I really demand
For you to give up,
Do I need to give you a tune up?
I'm an engineer, ready to fight
Are you afraid of my might?
Down goes the hammer,
The king is getting sent to the slammer!
I guess it's just hard
For you to play your part
Mr. King who left the throne
I hope you are left alone
Isn't it what you wanted?
To get totally parted?
From this world,
I make the twirl.
Don't pout!
And now I'm out!

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Do you hear all the crowd's jeers
When I step up, here come the cheers.
They don't like you being here
Now tell us what I like ya trying
But whoever said you could win was lying.
You think you can take my throne? Ha please.
I've beaten you with such ease.
You're and engineer who's trying to to fight
But I'm a king and I have ALL THE MIGHT
Now leave now it won't be your turn
For this one is over. Battle adjourned.

[Serendipity]

Do you hear all the crowd's jeers
When I step up, here come the cheers.
They don't like you being here
Now tell us what I like ya trying
But whoever said you could win was lying.
You think you can take my throne? Ha please.
I've beaten you with such ease.
You're and engineer who's trying to to fight
But I'm a king and I have ALL THE MIGHT
Now leave now it won't be your turn
For this one is over. Battle adjourned.
Uh..... Continue? We need more stuff to judge
happycyanide

The team,
Silentshade, Skitty_Kitty, Person

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

She went offline)

[EliteHotDog]

Are there other treads for the rest of the battles?

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

THEY'RE GOING IN ORDER! WAIT YOUR TURN!)

[EliteHotDog]

THEY'RE GOING IN ORDER! WAIT YOUR TURN!)
OK. STOP YELLING!!!!

[Bracken12]

I agree, please continue! we need more to judge, but I'm liking what I'm reading!

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

I agree, please continue! we need more to judge, but I'm liking what I'm reading!
The other is offline so it might be a while)

[Bracken12]

The other is offline so it might be a while)
okay, I'll check this sometime tomorrow if I have time!

[happycyanide]

Okay, I'm awake now
I'm going to beat you up, no snake moves- POW!
Is it too hard to understand?
You really can't take the demand.
I guess
You're not the best
Are you holding back?
I won't cry, infact I will hack
You down with that hammer.
Told you you'd be down in the slammer!

I know you can't figure it out,
and I know you're going to pout
But I need you to know
You're going six feet down below!


You're digging your own grave,
Saying you're the king- I'm not a slave!
Neither are other peasants
You're getting smashed by this elephant!


Look, I know you're back in town
But to be honest, you're bringing everyone down
You say you're fair, being the king
But all you're doing is making your popularity dropping!

Now I told you, do not cry
Also don't really try!
I guess I'm outta rhymes for now,
Go ahead, and leave the town!

(Silentshade Shadomaru Skitty_Kitty sorry, had to go to bed. School isn't over for me yet, lol)

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Are you sure you're awake
For your mind I will break
I'm a god among rappers what can I say
Winning is what I do every freaking day.
Dominate the competition
With every single exposition
Because as you all know
This crown isn't just for show.
I'm wasting my time now run off little one
Because by now, you should know that I've won.
But before we go I must tell you one thing
Don't feel bad that you couldn't beat the king.

[Serendipity]

Are you sure you're awake
For your mind I will break
I'm a god among rappers what can I say
Winning is what I do every freaking day.
Dominate the competition
With every single exposition
Because as you all know
This crown isn't just for show.
I'm wasting my time now run off little one
Because by now, you should know that I've won.
But before we go I must tell you one thing
Don't feel bad that you couldn't beat the king.
happycyanide

ONE MORE ROUND EACH! AFTERWARDS, WE WILL JUDGE! Silentshade

[happycyanide]

Are you sure you're awake
For your mind I will break
I'm a god among rappers what can I say
Winning is what I do every freaking day.
Dominate the competition
With every single exposition
Because as you all know
This crown isn't just for show.
I'm wasting my time now run off little one
Because by now, you should know that I've won.
But before we go I must tell you one thing
Don't feel bad that you couldn't beat the king.



Oh, now you're talking bout old songs?
FNAF Four wasn't cool for long.
Wait, is that something you like?
Or should I stick it on a pike?
Winning is what you do everyday?
More like over believing in yourself is what I say
You dominate the competition?
Hah, sign the petition
To say you've lost!
Now go get lost.
I have one last word to say,
I hope I'm the pig that ruined your day.

[Serendipity]

Oh, now you're talking bout old songs?
FNAF Four wasn't cool for long.
Wait, is that something you like?
Or should I stick it on a pike?
Winning is what you do everyday?
More like over believing in yourself is what I say
You dominate the competition?
Hah, sign the petition
To say you've lost!
Now go get lost.
I have one last word to say,
I hope I'm the pig that ruined your day.



Shadomaru Silentshade starfall

As soon as Shadow posts, we will be judging!

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

What are you saying now?
That couldn't make a kid say ow.
You're talking about Five Nights
I bet the first night gave you frights
You're a low life peasant
Who's words are anything but pleasant.
Ok I'm going to end this here
And kick this into the next gear
I don't know how you can't see
I'm a prodigy
How could you ever be
One with such stupidity.
I'm undoubtedly
The best daily
I'm so mighty
You have all the reason to admire me.
And then we look down at this dumb fool
Looking like a dumb mule
Honestly I'd be better off with a farming tool
Than being with you who does nothing but drool
Now can I leave I got things to do
Than battle an animal from the zoo
The king is out with another win
And once again he's left the loser shameful and broken.

[happycyanide]

dang that's salty lol

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Was it? I went off the top of my head on that one)

[happycyanide]

All of mine has been off the top of my head..
every verse we did is just salt lol

[Bracken12]

@Shadomaru (http://warriorcatsonline.com/forums/member.php?u=76) @Silentshade (http://warriorcatsonline.com/forums/member.php?u=2952) @starfall (http://warriorcatsonline.com/forums/member.php?u=72)

As soon as Shadow posts, we will be judging!
okay! cool with that! to all the rappers, keep up the good work, I'm liking what I see!

[Serendipity]

okay! cool with that! to all the rappers, keep up the good work, I'm liking what I see!
ok we iz voting... meet me in the PM

[Ainz Ooal Gown]

Cough cough

[happycyanide]

sneeze

[Bracken12]

ok we iz voting... meet me in the PM
See ya there!:bounce: