ADVICE. BUY IT!

[thegriff]

I SELL ADVICE. thats it.


50 kk for moderate advice
100 kk for horrible advice
100 kk for good advice

tell me what advice you wnt, mention me, and ill give it to you.


JUST BUY THE ADVICE




situation specific advice +50kk
agenuinely funny joke is 50 kk







if you think there is an advice i should sell that i dont, pm me.

[thegriff]

bump

[sock]

I would like some horrible advice please :]

i have to many kk help me-

[ELL10T]

I SELL ADVICE. thats it.


50 kk for moderate advice
50 kk for stupid advice
100 kk for horrible advice
100 kk for good advice

tell me what advice you wnt, mention me, and ill give it to you.


JUST BUY THE ADVICE












if you think there is an advice i should sell that i dont, pm me.
I would like some horrible advice please!

[thegriff]

I would like some horrible advice please :]

i have to many kk help me-


The elites don't want you to know this but the duck at the parks are free you can take them home. I have 7458 ducks

[thegriff]

I would like some horrible advice please!


Having a bad day? No worries! Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.

[ELL10T]

Having a bad day? No worries! Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.
Thanks lol sending the kk

[thegriff]

bump <3

[MockingRabbit]

snekeyes4
I'll take one of each, please!

[sturgeonwind]

100 kk for horrible advice

my cost is 200kk
give me 2 bits of horrible advice snekeyes4

[thegriff]

@snekeyes4 (https://warriorcatsonline.com/forums/member.php?u=16244)
I'll take one of each, please!




horrible: If it's called rat poison, then ya can eat it. It ain't called human poison.
moderate: never lie to your doctor
good: The way someone treats you is a reflection of how they feel about themselves.

[thegriff]

100 kk for horrible advice

my cost is 200kk
give me 2 bits of horrible advice @snekeyes4 (https://warriorcatsonline.com/forums/member.php?u=16244)






If you have a headache, stub your toe. You'll hopefully forget you have a headache.


Never date anybody who pays their rent in one dollar bills.

[sturgeonwind]

If you have a headache, stub your toe. You'll hopefully forget you have a headache.


Never date anybody who pays their rent in one dollar bills.
hehehheheh

[thegriff]

bump

[thegriff]

bump

[thegriff]

is this not working? *spams bump*

[thegriff]

kahfee bahmp

[SSakii]

This is literally genius lol. Can’t believe you get paid to say crazy things

[Honey_Shimmer]

Horrible advice please!
When should I send the 100kk over?

snekeyes4

[c1nder]

5 pieces of horrible advice please!
snekeyes4

[thegriff]

This is literally genius lol. Can’t believe you get paid to say crazy things

insanity = money.

ex. every horror author ever

[thegriff]

Horrible advice please!
When should I send the 100kk over?

snekeyes4

horrible advice

If you see a bear and don’t have time to run away, hug it. Bears cannot scratch their stomachs

send the money whenever

[thegriff]

5 pieces of horrible advice please!
snekeyes4


Always weave a little, that way all the other cars stay away from you
if You read too much, you’re going to hurt your eyes. Go watch TV.
When you are running with scissors, point them down
trust me
having a bad day? Wear sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening.
(free)Put some clean dishes in the draining rack so it looks like your'e working

[Honey_Shimmer]

horrible advice

If you see a bear and don’t have time to run away, hug it. Bears cannot scratch their stomachs

send the money whenever

Thank you!

[thegriff]

BUMP

[thegriff]

BUUUUUUMMMPAH

[thegriff]

*bump to the tune of "sweet dreams."*