What Time Is It? Dewpaw(kit) Time! [ semi-open ]

[Cobra]

[ open for kits/cats younger than 7 moons and adults to stop this madness ]

Dewpaw(he refused to call himself Dewkit) had appeared in StarClan awhile ago, and he'd been sulking. He didn't get to see his darling Echie anymore! Plus, she'd murdered him! HIM! At least his last word were quite memorable and perfect. 'I-I still love you'. Beautiful. The little stutter was for dramatics, though. Dewpaw hadn't actually been so weak he needed to stutter.

Stuttering was for idiots. But - supposedly cats who stuttered when they died were more believable/more cool? And he obviously wanted to be super cool for his true love. Duh. Well, at least he got in some good dying words - but the worst part about being in StarClan? There was no worst part. There was worst parts.

He looked like a kit, he had met his brother ; Dropkit, and he seemed to be obsessed with Dewpaw, and he didn't like being in StarClan(duh), and it was horrible. Stunningly horrible. All the old dudes were so stuffy and weird, and he wanted to be free of them. Cause, it would be delightful when he could run circles around them. Which was why he decided to do a kit storytime!

Dewpaw could tell all the "youngsters" about his epic tales and romance tragedies! He was absolutely positive they'd love it! They'd smile at them, amazment in their eyes, and he would have some new fans! Plus, the next time the medicine cats visited StarClan that might earn him some points! If nothing happened, well, he at least wanted to have tried, and they'd all be 'oh, dewpaw, you were so brave and so kind to those kits - they were so naughty, now we're free of them'. The. Perfect. Plot. Ever.

"Hey kits!" he called lamely. "Uh...who wants stories?" Honestly, Dewpaw wasn't super great at dealing with kits. They were little messes who ruined where they walked, and he definitely wasn't a fan. Definitely. So maybe he would get to know him better...? "Did you hear me? Come on!"

[Ikoria the Wolf Pup]

@Cobra
(This is for StarClan kits? Also, what clan was Dew in? That second one is just curiosity.)

[-Ash-]

["stutterings for idiots." RUDE lol my bby Badgerpaw has a stutter]

Ashkit's green eyes glared at the tom. Dewpaw... I've heared of you. You destroyed the herbs. "You killed me!" the spotted grey kit shouted. She lunged at the apprentice. He hadn't killed her directly... But she had died in the Raid. If there had been herbs, her paw would have healed quicker, which meant she would have been able to escape. Dewidiot... "You detroyed the herbs, and killed me! I could have been an apprentice if it weren't for you!" She hated this cat. The cat that prevented the rest of her life from happening. It wasn't Irisflame's fault, or WindClan's. All his.

"Nobody wants to hear your stupid stories! Why don't I share a story about how you killed me? Don't listen to his stories he's a kit kit killer!" she shrieked at the top of her lungs, which was loud. Ashkit aimed a blow at him. "Die!"

@Cobra

[Ikoria the Wolf Pup]

Originally Posted by Trouble

Ashkit's green eyes glared at the tom. Dewpaw... I've heart of you. "You killed me!" the spotted grey kit shouted. She lunged at the apprentice. He hadn't killed her directly... But she had died in the Raid. If there had been herbs, her paw would have healed quicker, which meant she would have been able to escape. Dewidiot... "You detroyed the herbs, and killed me! I could have been an apprentice if it weren't for you!" She hated this cat. The cat that prevented the rest of her life from happening. It wasn't Irisflame's fault, or WindClan's. All his.

"Nobody wants to hear your stupid stories! Why don't I share a story about how you killed me? Don't listen to his stories he's a kit kit killer!" she shrieked at the top of her lungs, which was loud. Ashkit aimed a blow at him. "Die!"

@Cobra

Alderkit wasn’t really doing anything at the time, but she heard another kit yelling at someone. So, naturally, she went over. “What’s going on?” the 6-moon she-Kit asked.

[Roseleader]

The large for her age but still small Horsekit walks over and says Hi! I,m Howsekit and stowies sound fun! (she was stillborn) @Cobra

[-Ash-]

Originally Posted by Ikoria the Wolf Pup

Alderkit wasn’t really doing anything at the time, but she heard another kit yelling at someone. So, naturally, she went over. “What’s going on?” the 6-moon she-Kit asked.

"He killed me!" Ashkit screeched. "It's his fault!" If he hadn't destroyed the herbs she'd be alive! "Don't listen to his story!!"

[Ikoria the Wolf Pup]

Originally Posted by Trouble

"He killed me!" Ashkit screeched. "It's his fault!" If he hadn't destroyed the herbs she'd be alive! "Don't listen to his story!!"

“How did he kill you?” Alderkit asked with a tilt of her head. “He looks like a kit or a young apprentice, so I’d assume that’s how he died. If he killed you, it was probably on accident since it would be pretty unlikely that he would be able to kill you in battle.” Although she was a pretty recent member of StarClan, and would be about 7 1/4 moons if she were alive, she’s always been much smarter and more logical than the kits in her litter.

[JusticeRabbit]

Bluekit padded around the 6 moon old almost was an apprentice I'm so stupid to venture out of- she said stopping hearing yelling over somewhere as she padded over.

[-Ash-]

Originally Posted by Ikoria the Wolf Pup

“How did he kill you?” Alderkit asked with a tilt of her head. “He looks like a kit or a young apprentice, so I’d assume that’s how he died. If he killed you, it was probably on accident since it would be pretty unlikely that he would be able to kill you in battle.” Although she was a pretty recent member of StarClan, and would be about 7 1/4 moons if she were alive, she’s always been much smarter and more logical than the kits in her litter.

"He destroyed the herbs!!" She hated the tom.

[Ikoria the Wolf Pup]

Originally Posted by Trouble

"He destroyed the herbs!!" She hated the tom.

“Why would he do that?” Alderkit asked.