Charmer roasts your characters

[NightWarrior4Life]

Originally Posted by Charmer

Fleck, you look like Tallstar but act like Tallstar if he was an edgy teenage who read twilight books and wanted to marry Edward Cullen.

Cresentmoon, you act more like a kittypet than most kittypets. Way to live up to the Dusk Syndicate reputation.

Dash, congratulations on having a father who you believe to be the rightful leader of a faction that got pummeled into non-existence.

Lol edgy teen that likes twilight XD I love it.

[CreatureOfHabit]

Originally Posted by Charmer

Ever wished for someone to make jokes about your characters? No? Well even so, now you can have that! Just include a link to a character description for a character you want me to roast and I’ll make a joke poking fun at them. Buyer beware: jokes aren’t intended to be hurtful, but by signing up you are inviting me to make a little fun of your character so you will get what you sign up for. Give it a try if you’re in good spirits and wanna laugh at yourself a little.

*Sends my baby off like a lamb to the slaughter* THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. <(W->
http://www.warriorcatsonline.com/for...ad.php?t=12903

Bottom character, third post.

[Charmer]

Originally Posted by Fuzzyfeline

My poor Cocoaheart needs some hate. @Charmer

Cocoaheart, you know your named after poison? Cat poison at least. If you were a human, your name could be Arsnicheart, Anthraxheart, Cyanideheart, I could go on.

Originally Posted by jingle jel

ya know enough about ambercloud to do her right ? ^^

also, do featherfur if u have time. im afraid you'll have much to say about her, or at least vixen will lol

Featherfur, your mentoring is about as good as Yellowfang's parenting.

Originally Posted by Redwood Sienna

Wow. Roast Dustyscar please.

Her link is in my signature

Dustyscar, your named like a Skyclan cat, climb trees like a Skyclan cat. Let's be honest, your only living in Riverclan because you think if you swim enough, your ears will look like you've cleaned them ever.

[Ariii]

Originally Posted by Charmer

Dustyscar, your named like a Skyclan cat, climb trees like a Skyclan cat. Let's be honest, your only living in Riverclan because you think if you swim enough, your ears will look like you've cleaned them ever.

Wow.
Feel free to roast any of my other cats, (Link in signature) you don't have to though.

[Charmer]

Originally Posted by ThatOneWarriorCatNerd

*Sends my baby off like a lamb to the slaughter* THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. <(W->
http://www.warriorcatsonline.com/for...ad.php?t=12903

Bottom character, third post.

This one? Ian Velderrose?

Originally Posted by Redwood Sienna

Wow.
Feel free to roast any of my other cats, (Link in signature) you don't have to though.

I'm glad you're having fun I'll go ahead and wait for you to name any specific ones you'd like roasted though. That way, any jokes were specifically requested. Otherwise, I'd feel too much like a bully.

[Ariii]

Originally Posted by Charmer

I'm glad you're having fun I'll go ahead and wait for you to name any specific ones you'd like roasted though. That way, any jokes were specifically requested. Otherwise, I'd feel too much like a bully.

Okay! Well, if it isn't too much trouble, could you roast my boi with the weird name? (Frostyeyes)

[The Mad Katter]

Originally Posted by Charmer

Ever wished for someone to make jokes about your characters? No? Well even so, now you can have that! Just include a link to a character description for a character you want me to roast and I’ll make a joke poking fun at them. Buyer beware: jokes aren’t intended to be hurtful, but by signing up you are inviting me to make a little fun of your character so you will get what you sign up for. Give it a try if you’re in good spirits and wanna laugh at yourself a little.

Roast my child, Tumblepaw: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/tumblepaw.html
Also Lilyshade: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/lilyshade.html
And my murderous DS cat Thistle: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/thistle.html

Thanks!

[CreatureOfHabit]

@Charmer


Yes..

[Charmer]

Originally Posted by ThatOneWarriorCatNerd

*Sends my baby off like a lamb to the slaughter* THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. <(W->
http://www.warriorcatsonline.com/for...ad.php?t=12903

Bottom character, third post.

Ian Velderrose, in the time it took for me to read your personality description, 3 teenage girls somewhere in the world began drawing fanart slashing you with Itachi from Naruto. The art is NOT tasteful.

Originally Posted by Redwood Dragon

Okay! Well, if it isn't too much trouble, could you roast my boi with the weird name? (Frostyeyes)

Frostyeyes? Pretty sure that's an infection. Maybe stop swimming in the amoeba-infested river. And see a doctor.

Originally Posted by The Mad Katter

Roast my child, Tumblepaw: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/tumblepaw.html
Also Lilyshade: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/lilyshade.html
And my murderous DS cat Thistle: https://kitkatscats.weebly.com/thistle.html

Thanks!

Tumblepaw, your pelt gives you the perfect camouflage if your trying to hide under a car tire.

Lilyshade, lucky for you fish are too stupid to think anything of the bright white tree branch hovering over their heads.

Thistle, you're favorite sound is cat's screaming in pain but your greatest hope is that someone will love you? Have you tried Tinder?

[Fireflower]

@Charmer

 

Basics

Current Name:lightningscale
Other Names, if any:lightningtail
Age (in moons):22moons
Gender:male
Sexual Orientation:straight
Creation Date:???

Residential Information

Current Affiliation/Clan:dragonclan
Former Affiliation/Clan, if any:rouge
Rank:warrior
Mentor(s):none
Apprentice(s):none yet

Interpersonal Connections

Father(s):storm
Mother (s):civil flame
Sibling(s):unknown
Offspring:same as dragonstars

Crush:none
Significant Other:dragonstar

Personality

Overview:loves flying and hunting and his mate
Traits:kind,calm,tries to calm down the kits that randomly enter the camp.

Mental Age:32 moon
Psychiatric Complications:wings
Phobias:snakes

Sociability:8
Outlook:7
Responsibility:9
Cleanliness:4
Generosity:8
Manners:3
Bravery:10
More Logical or More Emotional?:logical but will be emotional with mate

Favorite Season:fall
Favorite Food(s):rabbit
Favorite Word:light
Favorite Sound:none

Greatest Hope:to show him mother wrong
Greatest Strength:wings
Greatest Weakness:love
Worst Nightmare:watching his mate die
Deepest Darkest Secreteven he doesnt know this)his father abonded him
Most Treasured Memory:meeting dragonstar

Quirk(s):none
Theme Song(s):none

Background

Place of Birth:????
Date of Birth:???
Former rank(s):rouge
Beliefs:starclan

Physical Traits

Breed(s):???
Fur Color(s):grey
Fur Texture:....
Fur Length:short
Markings:none
Eye Color:yellow

Body Type/Structure:lean
Height:normal
Weight:normal
Voice:kind
Gait:???
Scent:none

Scars / Deformities:none
Diseases / Conditions:none

Coordination:8
Reflexes:10
Strength:5