Yewclaw's Bio

[Mango]

(I'm doing this in first person as if Yew's giving it. Which means have fun with his bad grammar and speaking ways haha)
" I wuz born in Windclan, ya know wut a mean, bruh? Anyways, I have a sis-ta, Quailheart. We're from da same litter, if ya get wut I'm saying, bruh. So ma parents abandoned us leavin' da clan when we were two moons old, I dunno who ma parents are anyways. Whatevs. So like. I was a trouble maker,not like now bruh. I snuck out of camp, but only a few pawsteps due to getting caught. I also dared ma sis, Quailheart into putting her paw in the fire when we were evacuating, which is why she ain't got no front paw. I teas-ED her alot an' stuff. So like, I became an apprentice, the Best apprentice da clans have ever seen, it was 'uge so like. Quailheart's mentor sucked so ma mentor trained da both uh us. An like Firetail was ok, I guess. So like I nerly(Ner-ly) killed Quailheart for catchin' a rabbit b'fore meh, but Firetail stopp'd meh. I b'came a wah-rrior. An' like was chillin' with mah invisible homies. Den, mah dumb 'ol munchkin half- brodder became my apprentice an' I had to do something, dum 'ol Pidgeonpaw." Yewclaw told the reader.
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