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Originally Posted by Scarwings
Blizzardfang: *hisses* you dirty, rotten, no good, excuse for a cat!
Me: Calm child calm
Blizzardfang: I'm completely calm. *bites Brackenheart's paw*
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Brackenheart: * freaking out* get this cat off my paw, get this cat
OFF MY PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL PAW! * starts to cry* I'm going to be a cripple for the rest of my days! No she-cat will want to have me flirt with them now!
Me: No one wants you to flirt with them anyways buddy, besides, don't you have a mate?
Brackenheart: * continues to cry* Oh crap, Clovershine will kill me for this!
Clovershine: * prepares his stake* Silentshade I need lighter fluid!
Me: Gladly!
Brackenheart: Oh crap.... * cusses in his head*
Me: NO CUSSING IN OUR HEAD BRACKENHEART!