[Aolani]

Once upon a time, I was but a mere human who preferred pastrami over cheese. I travelled to space on the Mercury 8, and I was ecstatic! I would be able to become part of history! But when we were going back, Gus grissom accidently left me in space.

Meanwhile I was floating around in space, soon to be claimed by death, There was a rat name Biggie cheese. In expense for my granola bars and brain wires, he brought me back to the rat empire.

Slowly, I was turned into a rat. I started eating muenster a lot which I don't regret whatsoever. Once I was a full rat, I earned my name, Shoomrat.

I was noticed Samuel, the rat conquerer at the time, and took me in as an apprentice. I trained hard and went on several missions, but then Samuel died. I was ranked up to a full conqueror and started claiming land for the people of the rat empire.

One day, I was trying to get the cheese moon when I noticed a planet called WCO. Naturally, since cats were our worst enemies, I had to take it over.]

I brought the plan to our rat overlords and they accepted it and tried to get me an army, but no one accepted. The royalrats joined me to take over the staff team.

From that moment on, I became a well-known conqueror.