rubinaito
October 31st, 2016, 11:09 PM
Epic Rap Battles of WCO!
Jayfeather
VERSUS
Yellowfang....
BEGIN!
Hey everyone!
It's the flea-bitten elder!
Who had a no-good-excuse leader of a son!
You broke the code,
You had three kits,
And the living one?
He even made his mother sick!
Oh look-
Oh wait, you can't.
Cause you were born blind and couldn't take a hint.
You tried being a warrior?
Ha! You failed!
And now you can't even beat me,
In this rap of the century.
What did you do
That was so important?
Last I checked,
I saved the clans, and several kits,
While you were up in StarClan and couldn't take a hint.
You divided us,
I united us!
I had the power to walk in dreams,
While you had the power to make me
SNEEZE!
Oh, you poor kit,
You came to this battle,
And now you'll quit.
I died saving elders,
Elders died saving you,
So get out of my way,
And let me through.
I am remembered,
You'll be forgotten,
Cause when this battle is through,
I'll win; Not you.
Hey! You both are idiots!
How about you both
Get high on catmint?
StarClan loved me best,
So here I am,
Reborn,
While you two can only bicker,
While StarClan watches and snickers.
Cedarheart?
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
(I watch way too much ERB... Did you know that there were quite a few times that I had to revise the lyrics so it didn't include swearing?! It was a LOT better with it, I'll tell you that.
Jayfeather
VERSUS
Yellowfang....
BEGIN!
Hey everyone!
It's the flea-bitten elder!
Who had a no-good-excuse leader of a son!
You broke the code,
You had three kits,
And the living one?
He even made his mother sick!
Oh look-
Oh wait, you can't.
Cause you were born blind and couldn't take a hint.
You tried being a warrior?
Ha! You failed!
And now you can't even beat me,
In this rap of the century.
What did you do
That was so important?
Last I checked,
I saved the clans, and several kits,
While you were up in StarClan and couldn't take a hint.
You divided us,
I united us!
I had the power to walk in dreams,
While you had the power to make me
SNEEZE!
Oh, you poor kit,
You came to this battle,
And now you'll quit.
I died saving elders,
Elders died saving you,
So get out of my way,
And let me through.
I am remembered,
You'll be forgotten,
Cause when this battle is through,
I'll win; Not you.
Hey! You both are idiots!
How about you both
Get high on catmint?
StarClan loved me best,
So here I am,
Reborn,
While you two can only bicker,
While StarClan watches and snickers.
Cedarheart?
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
(I watch way too much ERB... Did you know that there were quite a few times that I had to revise the lyrics so it didn't include swearing?! It was a LOT better with it, I'll tell you that.