Undertale comedy!

[toriel]

Here you can post undertale comedy!

Frisk:*takes chara's knife*i got your knife
Chara:*smirks**looks at door*
Toriel:*busts down door*look out the child has a knife!*kills frisk with fireballs *

Frisk: *shoves flowey in random persons face*HELP THIS FLOWERS EVIL AND ITS GOING TO KILL MEEEEE
Random person:*slowley backs away*
Frisk:please dont hurt me
Flowey:MWA HA HA

Frisk:hello flower
Echo flower: hello frisk
Frisk:0_0

Sans:smell my flower
Frisk:i know your tricks
Sans:SMELL IT OR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
Frisk:*smells flower**waits for water to squirt out*
Sans:*blasts frisk with gaster blaster*see it wasn't the water trick. I told you so

Frisk:*walks up to button marked POINTLESS BUTTON **presses button *
*nothing happens*
Frisk:huh,so thats what that does

Frisk:*randomly punches flowey*
Flowey:WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Frisk:*gains more lv*

Undyne:HELP ME CHARAS HURTING ME
alphys:dont worry. I will save you with THE POWER OF LIZARDS*turns into useless tiny lizard*
Chara:*kills undyne *

Frisk:die flowey
Flowey:NOOOOOO
Frisk:*steps on flowey*

Chara:*takes out knife**cuts into chocolate cake*
cake:OH THE PAIN!!!TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!*falls off table**splats on ground*
Chara:*eats chocolate cake off floor*

[CinnamonCookie]

Toriel: If a monster attacks you, make a nice conservation. Give some love. Ok?
Frisk: Ok. You know, you look so pretty, you just made my whole day better.
Toriel: *speechless*

[Zan Partizanne]

Asriel: Chara wasn't really the greatest person

Chara: TRAITOR!!!