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Derpple and Ashie
November 20th, 2016, 03:05 PM
Heyo everybody, this here is just a fun place to put up clean jokes for everyone's enjoyment. Nothing that'd violate the site rules, but feel free to put up jokes you've heard, learned, or made up yourself! I'll start!


You have Momma Corn and Baby Corn, what do they call the father?
-Pop Corn

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
-Frostbite

Two peanuts walk down the street,
-one was a-salted

How come Simba never wins poker?
-Everyone knows he's 'lion'

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An IMPASTA!


Come on everyone, I'd love to hear more jokes, you know I do love them!

Maplefur
November 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM
What does a rabbit use to style it's fur?
-HAREspray

I know it's so bad xD

Fel
November 20th, 2016, 03:07 PM
do you study carbon, uranium, and tellurium? c;c;

'cause you're CUTe

chemistry jokes!

aleka!
November 20th, 2016, 03:10 PM
Why did the tomato lose the race to the carrot?
-Because it couldn't ketchup!
(I know this is terrible XD)

Derpple and Ashie
November 20th, 2016, 03:22 PM
These are all great, keep 'em coming guys! :D

I'd keep you a chemistry joke...
-But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

aleka!
November 20th, 2016, 03:28 PM
I can't even right now~

What kind of bagel can fly?
-A plain bagel

SIlverheart_the_Warrior
November 20th, 2016, 03:39 PM
Yttrium,Uranium,Nobelium,Lithium,Potassium,Protact inium,Sulfur,Tantalum?


Y U No Li K Pa S Ta?

(From Ask Frisk and Co.)

aleka!
November 20th, 2016, 03:48 PM
Oh jeez

savage scar
November 21st, 2016, 05:39 AM
My life i mean I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Derpple and Ashie
November 21st, 2016, 03:24 PM
What do you call a pile of kittens?
-A meowtin

What do you call a three legged cow?
-Lean beef

Poppyfrost
November 21st, 2016, 03:26 PM
What did the puma say to the comedian?




Stop making me laugh, I'll puma pants!

218
November 21st, 2016, 09:24 PM
I would say a joke, but I have a skele-TON of things to do!

its basically undertale im sorry ;-;

Derpple and Ashie
November 22nd, 2016, 03:07 PM
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
-Christian Bale

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
-A cat-astrophe

aleka!
November 22nd, 2016, 03:52 PM
It is time for some Undertale jokes OwO

What does a skeleton cover his roof with?
~Shin-gles

Derpple and Ashie
November 27th, 2016, 04:11 PM
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
-Ten-tickles

goddess of ducks
December 1st, 2016, 12:16 AM
Did you guys hear about the joke about the German sausage?


It was the Wurst

Derpple and Ashie
December 2nd, 2016, 07:21 PM
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
-Christian Bale

shark sailor
December 2nd, 2016, 07:26 PM
You're not feline well? Do I need to get you a purramedic?

(CAT PUNS X3)

Derpple and Ashie
December 3rd, 2016, 03:17 PM
What do you call a spirit warrior?
-A SOULdier

aleka!
December 3rd, 2016, 03:26 PM
These jokes are Eggcellent!
They're really crackin' me up!
I could go on, I have dozens of em'

kozui-chan
December 3rd, 2016, 03:27 PM
i am FEmale therefore i am iron man (can i ask riddles?)

Derpple and Ashie
December 4th, 2016, 03:16 PM
If they're funny in some sort, totally! And that's a great one!

Spinny
December 4th, 2016, 07:40 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-to get to the other side

Maplefur
December 4th, 2016, 08:29 PM
What did the cat say when it lost it's toys?
- You've got to be kitten me

Brooklyn Trees
December 4th, 2016, 10:59 PM
What did the cat say when it lost it's toys?
- You've got to be kitten me

I saw another version of this that said 'You've cat to be kitten me right meow.' XD

CinnamonCookie
December 5th, 2016, 04:16 AM
Here's a joke. But...WARNING. REALLY CORNY JOKE.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bulldozer!

Maplefur
December 5th, 2016, 10:42 AM
I saw another version of this that said 'You've cat to be kitten me right meow.' XD

Oh that's even better... or worse depending on how you look at it xD

What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?
- Kitty Perry

Brooklyn Trees
December 5th, 2016, 01:08 PM
Q. How often do you like jokes about the elements?
A. Periodically.

Officer Wolf
December 5th, 2016, 01:13 PM
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says, "I'll take some H2O."
The second chemist agrees, saying, "I'll take some H2O too!"

The second chemist dies shortly.

Derpple and Ashie
December 5th, 2016, 01:36 PM
Ahhhh I love science jokes! These are all great guys! :D

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
-It went OK

Brooklyn Trees
December 5th, 2016, 01:59 PM
Ahhhh I love science jokes! These are all great guys! :D

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
-It went OK

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.