Mommy, can I?

[doghouse]

So here is how the game works.

First Person will ask the question:
Mommy, can I rob a bank?

Second Person will answer and ask another question :3
No, rob the store and get me some milk :)
Mommy, can I have a pet rhino?

And so on and so forth.

I'll start ^^

Mommy, can I eat your brain?

[aleka!]

No, go to the kitchen and make some toast
Mommy, can I put my tablet in the microwave?

[Captain Toad]

No, go to the kitchen and make some toast
Mommy, can I put my tablet in the microwave?

No, warm the some soup up
Mommy, can I go to India?

[Tigress]

No, warm the some soup up
Mommy, can I go to India?

No, go to Syria instead
Mommy, can I sue Donald Trump?

[doghouse]

Yes, please do
Mommy, can I be a dinosaur?

[Charmer]

Yes, please do
Mommy, can I be a dinosaur?

No. Being a dinosaur is not a choice. People are either born that way or not.

Mommy, can I have new parents for Christmas?

[doghouse]

No. Being a dinosaur is not a choice. People are either born that way or not.

Mommy, can I have new parents for Christmas?
No, why would you want that?
Mommy, can I create living broccoli that will take over the world?

[Socks]

No, why would you want that?
Mommy, can I create living broccoli that will take over the world?
No, you don't play with your food.
Mommy, can I start a revolution?

[Undercover]

No, you don't play with your food.
Mommy, can I start a revolution?
No, too many people have already been famous for doing that
Mommy, can I eat fire?

[rubinaito]

No, too many people have already been famous for doing that
Mommy, can I eat fire?
No, breathe fire instead.
Mommy, can I be an undercover spy?

[Undercover]

No, breathe fire instead.
Mommy, can I be an undercover spy?
No, you have to be responsible for that job
Mommy, can I scale a mountain?

[aleka!]

No, you have to have to trained for that
Mommy, can I have a dog?

[Undercover]

No, they take up space

Mommy, can I eat a balloon?

[doghouse]

No, be a balloon.
Mommy, can I have duck feet?

[cute skeleton]

no, go eat your vegetables
mommy, can I go to space?

[Undercover]

no, go eat your vegetables
mommy, can I go to space?
No, you have to go through lots of expensive training.

Mommy, can I wack you with a stiff rabbit?

[Darky]

No, you have to go through lots of expensive training.

Mommy, can I wack you with a stiff rabbit?
No, I'm allergic.
Mom can I do my first ninja misson

[Charmer]

No, I'm allergic.
Mom can I do my first ninja misson

No. Ninja's are quiet.
Mommy, can I be pretty?

[MaskedBandits]

No. Ninja's are quiet.
Mommy, can I be pretty?

No, because that requires plastic surgery.

Mommy, can I destroy a planet?

[Silhouettes]

No, because that requires plastic surgery.

Mommy, can I destroy a planet?
No, because you need to be strong to do that

Mommy, can I kill the president?

[Captain Toad]

No, because you need to be strong to do that

Mommy, can I kill the president?
Go ahead
Mommy, can I become the PRINCESS OF THE WORLD

[Silhouettes]

Go ahead
Mommy, can I become the PRINCESS OF THE WORLD
No, because you didn't do your homework

Mommy, can I eat the dog?

[vellichor]

No, because you didn't do your homework

Mommy, can I eat the dog?

No, you can't. Instead, go eat some French toast.

Mommy, can I have 100 cats?

[Captain Toad]

No, you can't. Instead, go eat some French toast.

Mommy, can I have 100 cats?
No, have 200
Mommy, can I kill you slowly and painfully, speaking words that will bring you dpression?

[Nomad]

No, have 200
Mommy, can I kill you slowly and painfully, speaking words that will bring you dpression?
No now I'm going to strap you to a chair and call the insane asylum

Mommy can I have a penny?

[Darky]

No now I'm going to strap you to a chair and call the insane asylum

Mommy can I have a penny?
Yes
May I become an youtuber get rich and famous and share the money with you as I'm very skilled in it?(people you can say yes)

[MaskedBandits]

Yes
May I become an youtuber get rich and famous and share the money with you as I'm very skilled in it?(people you can say yes)

Why of course, as long as I get 75% of all profits.

Mommy, can I become a pikachu?

[Role]

Why of course, as long as I get 75% of all profits.

Mommy, can I become a pikachu?
Yes, as long as I can become the very best.
Mommy, can I fly into the sun?

[Captain Toad]

Yes, as long as I can become the very best.
Mommy, can I fly into the sun?
Sure, why not?
Mommy, can I cure cancer?

[Undercover]

Sure, why not?
Mommy, can I cure cancer?
I hope so.

Mommy, can I punch a wall?

[Captain Toad]

I hope so.

Mommy, can I punch a wall?
Make sure it's Trump's
Mommy, can levitate the empire state building?

[MaskedBandits]

Make sure it's Trump's
Mommy, can levitate the empire state building?

Only if the president is inside.

Mommy, can I create a time machine and rewrite history?

[Darky]

Only if the president is inside.

Mommy, can I create a time machine and rewrite history?
no cause you wouldn't be born
Can I become an president

[Undercover]

no cause you wouldn't be born
Can I become an president
No, becuase it's supposed to be a, not an

Mommy, can I go to the store and buy a puppy?

[Darky]

No, becuase it's supposed to be a, not an

Mommy, can I go to the store and buy a puppy?
No, get the biggest Great Dane
May I become the best god damn president?

[doghouse]

No, that's already been done
Mommy, can I take a nap?

[Brunch]

No, you should eat your soup first.
Mommy, may I spit acid?

[doghouse]

No, let the ants do that.
Mommy, can I make it snow?

[Charmer]

No, let the ants do that.
Mommy, can I make it snow?

No *hands you a fistful of dollar bills* make it rain.

Mommy, can I prepare for trouble?

[doghouse]

Yes, and make it double
Mommy, can I burn a fence?

[savage scar]

No because fire is dangerous

Mommy can I slip on a banana peel?

[vellichor]

No because fire is dangerous

Mommy can I slip on a banana peel?

Of course, just don't fall on your face.

Mommy, can I keep my collection of knives?

[Undercover]

Of course, just don't fall on your face.

Mommy, can I keep my collection of knives?
No, unless you only use them to cut some apples for an apple pie

Mommy, can I bite a tv?

[Hopekit]

No, unless you only use them to cut some apples for an apple pie

Mommy, can I bite a tv?
Obviously yes.
Mommy, Can I buy 100,000,000 potatoes?

[Mango]

Obviously yes.
Mommy, Can I buy 100,000,000 potatoes?
No, go buy 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sweet potatos (I got tired from the 000's and ,'s.)

Mommy can I call you Daddy?

[rubinaito]

No, go buy 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sweet potatos (I got tired from the 000's and ,'s.)

Mommy can I call you Daddy?

No, but you can call your father that.
Mommy, can I be a princess?

[Undercover]

No, but you can call your father that.
Mommy, can I be a princess?
Go for it!

Mommy, can I catch a fishy?

[Mango]

Go for it!

Mommy, can I catch a fishy?
Only if you catch it with you're feet.
Mommy can I murder my teacher?

[Undercover]

Only if you catch it with you're feet.
Mommy can I murder my teacher?
No, they're there or help you

Mommy, can I hug a bear?

[bobtail]

No, they're there or help you

Mommy, can I hug a bear?

No, make friends with it instead. They like hugs.

Mummy, can I steal from a dog?

[Mango]

No, make friends with it instead. They like hugs.

Mummy, can I steal from a dog?
No steal an angry cat.
Mommy can I donate to WCO?

[bobtail]

No steal an angry cat.
Mommy can I donate to WCO?

Of course you can. And you should!

Mummy, can I run naked in a forest?

[Darky]

Of course you can. And you should!

Mummy, can I run naked in a forest?
Yes and when you become an bear don't come to me
can I become an jasfoxusiger(made up animal by me)

[aleka!]

No because that's not a thing sweetie
Mommy, can I have some more pencils?

[Undercover]

No, borrow one from a friend

Mommy, may I have a slice of cake?

[ShiningFern]

No, borrow one from a friend

Mommy, may I have a slice of cake?

No, there is no more cake?
Mommy, can I be a unicorn?

[Undercover]

No, there is no more cake?
Mommy, can I be a unicorn?
Sure honey! For Halloween.

Mommy, may I lick an eyeball?

[Captain Toad]

Sure honey! For Halloween.

Mommy, may I lick an eyeball?
Only if its yours
Mommy, may I burn the house down?

[Undercover]

Only if its yours
Mommy, may I burn the house down?
Only if you want to live outside.

Mommy, may I run on ice?

[Captain Toad]

Only if you want to live outside.

Mommy, may I run on ice?
Go ahead. I wont pay for your medical bills
Mommy, may I become billionare

[Undercover]

Go ahead. I wont pay for your medical bills
Mommy, may I become billionare

Only if you work for it.

Mommy, may I drive a bulldozer?

[Darky]

Only if you work for it.

Mommy, may I drive a bulldozer?
Yes you may man.
Mom can I be a hippie?

[ShiningFern]

Yes you may man.
Mom can I be a hippie?

No, go do your chores
Mommy, can I start a fire?

[Undercover]

No, go do your chores
Mommy, can I start a fire?
Only if you can put it out.

Mommy, do I drive you insane?

[MaskedBandits]

Only if you can put it out.

Mommy, do I drive you insane?

Every single day.

Mommy can I become invisible?

[Darky]

Every single day.

Mommy can I become invisible?
No that's my job
Mom can I become you?

[Undercover]

No that's my job
Mom can I become you?
No, you are you and I am me


Mommy, may I eat a bagel?

[Charmer]

No, you are you and I am me


Mommy, may I eat a bagel?

Yes, and get me one too!

Mommy, can I rule the world?

[Darky]

Yes, and get me one too!

Mommy, can I rule the world?
No that's my job
Can I sit in my room and do my homework.

[MaskedBandits]

No that's my job
Can I sit in my room and do my homework.

Only if you never come out again.

Mommy, can I steal everyone's blankets?

[Darky]

Only if you never come out again.

Mommy, can I steal everyone's blankets?
No
May I become a beast and save people

[MaskedBandits]

No
May I become a beast and save people

Yes, but no matter what, you must be a cuddly beast.

Mommy, may I stop global warming?

[Hopekit]

Yes, but no matter what, you must be a cuddly beast.

Mommy, may I stop global warming?

Yes please.
Can I become a polarbearicorn. (polar bear unicorn)

[doghouse]

No, because polar bears aren't real
Mommy, can I become Little Pepe?

[MaskedBandits]

No, because polar bears aren't real
Mommy, can I become Little Pepe?

Since I don't know what that is, no.

Mommy can I create a virus to destroy all the oil in the world?

[doghouse]

Wait, does that mean that oil is alive and can get sick? Uh.... Sure?

Mommy, can I be a giant annoying dog?

[ShiningFern]

Wait, does that mean that oil is alive and can get sick? Uh.... Sure?

Mommy, can I be a giant annoying dog?

Yes, but only if you use the bathroom outside and shower still

Mommy, can I become a robber?

[doghouse]

Yes, but only if you rob a pizza place and bring me a slice

Mommy, can I throw an acorn at a rock?

[-WarriorCats-]

Yes, but only if you rob a pizza place and bring me a slice

Mommy, can I throw an acorn at a rock?
No, but you can feed the rock with acorns.

Mommy, can I jump off a cliff in my pajammies?

[Undercover]

No, but you can feed the rock with acorns.

Mommy, can I jump off a cliff in my pajammies?
Only if you have a parachute

Mommy, may I water your hair?

[MaskedBandits]

Only if you have a parachute

Mommy, may I water your hair?

Ok, and we'll see if a flower grows there.

Mommy can I become the Tooth Fairy?

[Hopekit]

Ok, and we'll see if a flower grows there.

Mommy can I become the Tooth Fairy?

Yes, if you sing a song every time you go get teeth XD

Mommy, can I PLEASEEEE Become a goaticorn (goat unicorn) *adorable puppy eyes*

[Socks]

Yes, if you sing a song every time you go get teeth XD

Mommy, can I PLEASEEEE Become a goaticorn (goat unicorn) *adorable puppy eyes*
No, you aren't holo enough for that.

Mommy, can I maybe become a pokemon master?

[Hopekit]

No, you aren't holo enough for that.

Mommy, can I maybe become a pokemon master?

Yes, as long as I get all your legendaries.

Mommy, Can I become a rainbow potato?

[ShiningFern]

No, you aren't holo enough for that.

Mommy, can I maybe become a pokemon master?

Only if you promise to catch them all.
Mommy, can i grow wings?

[Tigress]

Only if you promise to catch them all.
Mommy, can i grow wings?

No, I want to grow wings before you.
Mommy, can I kill all the cheeseburgers in the world and create an army of normal burgers to kill the cheeseburgers?

[Mango]

No, I want to grow wings before you.
Mommy, can I kill all the cheeseburgers in the world and create an army of normal burgers to kill the cheeseburgers?
No, but you can eat them all.
Mommy can I buy my way out of school?

[Tigress]

No, but you can eat them all.
Mommy can I buy my way out of school?

No, I recommend you make a time machine
Mommy, can I eat your new iPhone 7?

[MaskedBandits]

No, I recommend you make a time machine
Mommy, can I eat your new iPhone 7?

Go ahead; I'll just get the 8 instead

Mommy can I become the man in the moon?

[Tigress]

Go ahead; I'll just get the 8 instead

Mommy can I become the man in the moon?

No, become the woman in the sun instead.

Mommy, can I become the ugliest person in the world?

[bobtail]

No, become the woman in the sun instead.

Mommy, can I become the ugliest person in the world?

No, because there's no such thing.

Mummy, can I blow up the sun?

[MaskedBandits]

No, because there's no such thing.

Mummy, can I blow up the sun?

If you want to destroy all life on earth, then go ahead, though I personally don't want to die, soooo.... no.

Mommy, can I go cliff-diving off Mount Everest?

[Seraphon]

If you want to destroy all life on earth, then go ahead, though I personally don't want to die, soooo.... no.

Mommy, can I go cliff-diving off Mount Everest?
No, you might end the world if you do.

Mommy, can I start the zombie apocalypse?

[Socks]

No, you might end the world if you do.

Mommy, can I start the zombie apocalypse?
Maybe, only if it ends up like zombie land

Mommy, can I create a Pokemon that's just a nose?

[Seraphon]

Maybe, only if it ends up like zombie land

Mommy, can I create a Pokemon that's just a nose?
Yes, it can smell when the zombies are here.

Mommy, can I fart now?

[MaskedBandits]

Yes, it can smell when the zombies are here.

Mommy, can I fart now?

No, unless the nose pokemon will smell it for me.

Mommy, can I eat popcorn forever?

[CreatureOfHabit]

Mommy may I join this Thread?

[StarryNebula]

No, you must do your homework first.

Mommy may I eat some bread?

[Darky]

No, you must do your homework first.

Mommy may I eat some bread?
Yes save me some.
Mommy will you love me if I become a furry(the one as my avatar)

[FadingEchoes]

Yes save me some.
Mommy will you love me if I become a furry(the one as my avatar)
Probably not, but clean your room while you're at it.
Mommy, can I become ruling tyrant of the universe?

[-WarriorCats-]

Probably not, but clean your room while you're at it.
Mommy, can I become ruling tyrant of the universe?
As long as you clean your room and brush your teeth.

Mommy, can I run away from home?

[Fireflower]

As long as you clean your room and brush your teeth.

Mommy, can I run away from home?
only if you look in both directions.

mommy,can i have a dragon to burn the town over there?

[vellichor]

only if you look in both directions.

mommy,can i have a dragon to burn the town over there?

Yes, and burn down the next town over while you’re at it.

Mommy, can I burn the world?

[dino.]

Yes, and burn down the next town over while you’re at it.

Mommy, can I burn the world?
No, burn the universe instead.
Mommy, can I have a pet komodo dragon?

[Darky]

No, burn the universe instead.
Mommy, can I have a pet komodo dragon?
No have a snake.
Mom may I stay quiet and do homework?

[dino.]

No have a snake.
Mom may I stay quiet and do homework?
No, run into Walmart and scream your head off.
Mommy, can I go live in the ocean?

[aleka!]

No, get on a horse and scream about how the British are coming
Mommy, can I fly?

[FadingEchoes]

No, get on a horse and scream about how the British are coming
Mommy, can I fly?
If so, carry me.
Mommy, can I go play with the sharks?

[Mystic]

If so, carry me.
Mommy, can I go play with the sharks?



No but you can feed them

Mommy can I go eat glue?

[Hallowed Echo]

No but you can feed them

Mommy can I go eat glue?
No, glue the table to the wall.
Mommy, can I become an assassin?

[Mystic]

No, glue the table to the wall.
Mommy, can I become an assassin?


No, be a ninja instead.

Mommy can I get a llama?

[Hallowed Echo]

No, be a ninja instead.

Mommy can I get a llama?


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No, get an alpaca instead.
Mommy, can I become the Ultimate Ruler of the Universe?

[Static]

No, get an alpaca instead.
Mommy, can I become the Ultimate Ruler of the Universe?
Do what your dreams tell you

Mommy,can I be a cat?

[Fireflower]

Do what your dreams tell you

Mommy,can I be a cat?
no,thats to simple
mommy can i go join a clan?

[Mystic]

no,thats to simple
mommy can i go join a clan?



Nope, go fall in a hole instead.

Mommy can I go die?! :D

[Empress Of Evil]

Nope, go fall in a hole instead.

Mommy can I go die?! :D

No, it's not healthy

Mummy, can I eat someone's pet dog?

[Liekki]

No, eat their bunny instead.
Mommy, can I be a unicorn?

[Fireflower]

No, eat their bunny instead.
Mommy, can I be a unicorn?
only if you make me a dragon
mommy can i kill the clan leader?

[-WarriorCats-]

That's against StarClan's will. Kill the deputy instead.

Mommy, can I eat a full-grown shark for breakfast today?

[PokeCat]

No, tuna salad is easier

Mommy, can I shave the cat?

[wolfie]

No, go bathe the cat

Mommy, can I be a werewolf when I grow up?

[Fireflower]

No, go bathe the cat

Mommy, can I be a werewolf when I grow up?
sure,but dont you want to be something full time?
mommy may i make a clan bout dragons?

[Dovekit12]

sure,but dont you want to be something full time?
mommy may i make a clan bout dragons?
Sure just include me.
Mommy can I put the cat in the bathtub?

[savage scar]

Sure just include me.
Mommy can I put the cat in the bathtub?

Only if the cat likes water

Mommy can I poke the kangaroo?